Avengers Chat Room adventures

Boredom

Pain in the arse: *sigh* is anyone here?
Vision: I am here, sir.
Pain in the arse: you're always here... Go play with your witchy friend
Vision: :/ alright sir.
Pain in the arse: *sigh*
Natasha: *sneaks up on Tony* raaawwwrrrr!
Pain in the arse: Ahhhhh!
Natasha: hahahahhahahahaha! *rolls on floor clutching stomach*
Pain in the arse: >:( you're gonna pay for that Romanoff.
Natasha 9.9 sure you are. Hey let's go get Steve!
Pain in the arse: once you let me change my username.
Natasha: fine.
[Pain in the arse is now Tony]
Tony: thank you. Now let's go get Spanglez.
Natasha >:D
*walks around tower looking for Steve*
Tony: hey, do you think he knows about doorbell ditching yet? Hehehe
Natasha: this should be fun.
*knocks on Steves door* *runs down the hall and hides behind the corner*
*Steve opens the door and looks up and down the hall way*
Steve: hello?
Tony: *snickers*
Natasha: shhh!
Tony: (0.0)
Steve: ? Hello? *walks down hall*
Natasha: crap! Move you big lug!
Tony: holy shhhhhhitalky mushrooms!
*Tony and Natasha run down hall, laughing*
Steve: Hellooooooo? Who's there? *walks around corner* *sees Tony and Natasha disappear around another corner*
Steve:
Steve:
Steve: I'm so lost...
Maria: Steve? What's going on? *walks out to meet in hallway*
Steve: I think Tony and Natasha tried to trick me... It don't get it though. They knocked and left...
Maria: /)_-) it's called doorbell ditching, and they're horrible at it. The point is to knock on the door and disappear before the person answers and not get caught
Steve: oh. Kinda lame.
Maria: I've got something to cheer you up then ;) follow me *uses finger to gesture him to follow her back to his room*
Steve: :D coming!

*Natasha finally stops running, gasping for breath*
*tony bolts passed her*
Natasha: where's all *gasp* this *gasps* energy from?
Tony: you'd be surprised what a man can do after not sleeping for three days!
Natasha: 9.9 only you stark. /)_-)
Tony: :D I'm all hyper now. Where's Barton? I need to be with someone who can burn this energy and isn't a Russian assassin all tired from running from capsicle.
Clint: *jumps down from air shaft in front of Tony*
Tony: Ahhhhh! I swear I have got to get you all bells!
Clint: ha ha ha. I heard you needed me?
Tony: since when do you hear anything?
Clint: banner made me some really cool hearing aids before he left. I am almost at 95% hearing ability now! :D
Tony: good you you. I could probably get you to 100%. Gimme one.
Clint: *hesitantly gives one*
Tony: thanks! *scurries to lab*
Clint: well that's a relief. He's gone finally.
Natasha: yeah, finally.
Clint: wanna watch a movie?
Natasha: if you give me a piggy back ride?
Clint: fine. Hop on *bends down*
Natasha: yay! *hops on* go! Hustle! I don't want Vision and Wanda getting to the screening room before we do!
Clint: *hurries away*

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A/n: sorry for the sucky update... I was bored and it's 1 in the morning.

So some foot notes:
I know Natasha isn't really like she was towards the end, I just don't give a crap at this point.
Hey CaptainHill shippers! Yes you! You'll really like this book haha lots of Captain Hill.
9.9 is an emoji for rolling eyes
/)_-) is a face palm
I might do Clintasha, since I am completely disregarding a lot of the details from AOU, but it might be completely friendship based. I wanted the Clint who was in the circus of crime and was originally Trickshot. I want Barney, his brother, so that's what we shall have. He might actually make an appearance!
I'm sorry I haven't been on much, I have had severe writers block like the entire summer and haven't felt like updating. 
Any other ships you want me to cover? No, Natasha won't be in a relationship with anyone, so sorry Romanogers and BruceNat shippers, and Clintasha might solely be platonic friendship. Pepperony might be in here, and definitely Vision and Wanda.

Speaking of ships I might have some OC's make an appearance, like Steves twins, Tony's two sons, Visandas daughter, Natasha's daughter from her past (Oooh deep secrets!), Thors two kids, or Banners son, who was here before he disappeared.

So tell me what you think. I'm the future I'll try and keep A/N shorter. Thanks for reading!