The Red King and the Witch

Voicemails

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I hate this cunts voice girl, fuckin' despise it really and I'll tell you why.

One cos it's American, but that ain't no great offense to you love, cos you're American but your also Latin and yes I remember you telling me off cos there's was a bloody difference.

I fucking hate it cos it's a cunt robot, yeah, but more importantly it's a way to avoid hearing you, which is why you kept it this way.

I understand girl, I'll always understand, but for right now I hate it.

Fuckin' miss your voice mate.

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You know girl,

We talked about this, you and I, do you remember?

I fuckin' said something like this would happen!

I told you to put a bloody message on so we could hear your voice instead of a bloody machine yeah but the stubborn girl wouldn't fuckin' listen to me!

She never fuckin' listened to anyone and THIS IS WHAT'S LEFT!!

NOW I'VE CALLED THIS BLOODY MOBLIE A HUNDREDED TIMES AND INSTEAD OF HEARING YOU ALL I HEAR THIS FUCKIN' ROBOT AND I FUCKIN' HATE IT!!!

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Found it, yeah...

Your bloody phone...

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Love, you weren't lying when you said your kin were a secretive lot, 'nd mad on both sides.

I will say they are both extremely sensitive and completely useless when trying to be used for actual labor.

They bloody hate each other, love, it is a sad thing to watch really.

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You ain't going to like what I've done but it was for the best, girl.

I'll say this, you said to me once that you had no one in this world and I'll tell you again when I get you back, you're wrong.

You've got people, girl.

You've got bloody brothers out 'ere lookin' for you, even those two ugly mugs you've picked up as mates are working whatever special magic they've got.

It's been longer than we hoped but we're not giving up girl and that's not why I keep calling, it's just...

It's fucking hard girl...

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You lied to me.

You told me you weren't Jewish.

Well you didn't lie cos technically you ain't, no matter what that fucking Halbblut tells you, no disrespect but only through God alone can any of your kin claim to be Jewish.

See where you get that tongue of yours and I won't take back what I said about your blood relations, but your lot did catch up eventually...

Lucky they didn't bloody murder me first, yes.

Only wanted to plant a bloody rose and your man chucked a knife.

Clean wound, though I may have messed about a bit.

I ain't sorry.

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WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME THEY MURDERD YOUR PARENTS GIRL!

A BLOODY YEAR WE TALKED AND ALL YOU FOOKIN SAID WAS THEY DIED!

I SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN' KNOWN IT WAS SOMETHING MORE!!!

YOU NEVER SAID A FUCKIN' WORD!

I SHOULD HAVE BLOODY KNOWN!! I SHOULD'VE BLOODY ASKED!!

WHY GIRL!!

WHY AMANDA?!

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HIDE SO MUCH!

WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME!!

FUCKIN' HELL!!!

FUCK!!!

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I'm sorry girl.

Fuck...

I'm so sorry.

I just don't understand.

I don't understand why you wouldn't tell me.

It ain't your fault girl, I know, none of the fucking shit is your fault..

It's just..

I JUST DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY THE FUCK ITS HAPPENING TO YOU?!!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GIRL?!!

FUCKIN' WHERE?!!