Today, was the most amazing day ever. I will explain today in great detail. Lets start.
rewind to 7am.
It was 7am. My silver coloured alarm clock rang like a bell in a fire hall. It annoyed the hell out of me and I smashed it in the head an it shut up. I do this process from Mondays to Fridays. I woke up with drool n' stuff on my face. I went to the bathroom and brushed my sparkly teeth. First I brushed it along my Left teeth, then... MY RIGHT TEETH, but the brush hit my center teeth while switching sides. 2 minutes later, I RINSED.Then I hopped out of the room BECAUSE IM A BUNNY. Just kidding, Im a male human.
I changed my clothes by getting BUTT NAKED and then getting BUTT CLOTHED. I wore a White Dane cook T-shirt I bought at a AMAZING Dane Cook concert. Dane Cook was there. I also wore my gas-ass skinny jeans that I hate. They were the only good pants I had, SO I PUT THEM ON,one leg at a time.
I then put a striped hoodie over my Dane Cook shirt. God I love stripes. Then I walked out to my bus stop with a pepsi in my hand. I drank the pepsi. Then the bus came. It wasnt my bus.
I waited a little longer, and another bus came.
IT WAS MINE.
I walked up the 4 stairs to get into the bus. I immediately saw Tommy the Asian kid everyone loves. I sat behind him and didn't talk to him. Then we drove to the elementary schools, and I shouted, "GET THE HELL OFF MY BUS!" .
And they Did.
Then we stopped at about 13 stops before.. WE REACHED MY SCHOOL. I was very excited for school to see girls. God I love girls. Then I walked up like, 80 000 dredging stairs, to get to the 3rd floor. Then I saw girls. God I love girls. Especially this one girl. Her name is ______ . I walked to my Locker and Pulled out a book. AND A PENCIL. I dropped them on my desk in Mr.Robinson English class. God I love Stripes.
After that class, I had math. God I hate Math.
After that class, I had French. God I hate Math.
Especially the teacher, she is very old,wrinkly,fat,and rude. If she fell down a pit, that would be nice (You heard me, God).
After that I have Lunch Break. I dont eat at lunch break so I didnt eat. Nothing really happened. Then After that, It was Social Studies. That teacher also teaches math, shes cool.
After that I had Art. God I hate Art.
Especially the teacher. Shes old,mean,ugly,and wrinkly. But shes also cool
After that I had Sexual Education! >:D God I love Sexual Education.
We learned about How male Body parts look like Squidward. After that, I went home FURIOUSLY. I stomped my feet. FOR NO EFFING REASON! Then I got inside my house and Played halo reach for 7 hours. NOW IM WRITING THIS,AND THEN MY DAY WAS OVER. GOOD NIGHT.
