WHAM! I Woke up to... My Mother.
"GET DA HELL UP! I MADE YOU EGGS!"
She said.
"STFU MOM"
I said.
Then she beat me up. This was the beginning of my epic day.
I woke up and I put on My 'I do not want to catch Pregnancy' shirt, then I put on my hoodie. The striped one, ofcourse(all my hoodies are striped, Cause, GOD I LOVE STRIPES)
After that I Ate my eggs (Yes, I didnt even put pants on.Im such a rebel.) My eggs... were good.
:O!!!!Yes they were good, im not even shitting you.I nomnomnom'ed them all.
And then I waddled to the bathroom. I pulled out my red toothebrush from the thingy It lays on with such violence I blew a fart that could've killed an entire family. This is 100% true.
Then I Squeezed the Delicious spicy toothepaste onto my Brush. Then..
I went Brush Brush Brush Brush Brush Brush Brush Brush Brush Brush Brush Brush.
When I was done I pretended to have rabies and I ate my hamster. R.I.P (Seriously, he died today :( )
Then I stepped in my shower, and then stepped out, without even taking a shower, because im a greasy fat lady.
Then I Went to the bus stop to wait for my bus. I was almost late! :O! But alas, I caught it. Then I entered the bus. I was so happy ! The bus wasn't just any bus, it was the magic school bus! Was it my birthday? Cause I was trippin balls as soon as the magic bus driver ginger drove into an ocean!
Then we all drownt.
Bazinga, I lied.
Then i went to school and presented my bully-b-gone bat to the class, and they were like- Matthew this is the greatest thing ever, I love you, be the father of my children
And I was like
Baby, Baby, Baby , OOoohhh!
Baby, Baby, Baby , NoooOOOO!
Baby, baby, baby, Ooohhh,
I thought you would always be mine, Mine.
Then all of the girls Had STD's all over their body.
(I would say bazinga, but its probably true :D )
