Epic School Day!

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Hai!

Today I woke up 2 minues after the bus should've passed. But it was late today

Omgwtfbbq

I ran outside in my panties and I was like, Wtf? Im a girl.

Then I woke up. I was a boy again!

I got on my bus, chugga-chugga-chu-chu.

At that moment, I KNEW somebody in Haiti was constipated.

 Later that day, In art, the class I hate, We also had the teacher I hate.

Mr.Chang.

Now I know somebody may show Mr.Chang this(Im talking to you , DATA EXPUNGED >.>), so I wont say anything bad..

LOL JK HERE WE GO

Mr.Chang is a 6ft tall woman who has a horrible rep here at fundy. One day we all witnessed her eating a kindergartner, and it was..

 Awesome.

Today she read us a book on quotes.

I have a quote for him,

"Don't Eat Kids" -Matt Chevarie

And now im in a class, writing this.  CRAZY RIGHT!!?!?!?!?

I made my friend who is a MUCH better writer then I am to make a wattpad account, so go follow Blackben25

P.S-My homeroom teacher is bruce willis

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