Today was like yesterday. Yesterday was like today.
Tomorrow will be like today, except tomorrow is friday. So that means I will sing Friday.It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
When I woke up I had 5 minutes to brush my teeth.
Five.Dayum.Minutes. I got white crap EVERYWHERES, because I was in a rush.
And then I brushed my teeth.
(Just kidding)
After that I ran out to the bus stop and got on my old greasy bus.
Today Nothing happened...Until Lunch.
This Giant, evil Chicken-loving Black lady choked me with my hoodie! I was like-WTF BISH- and she was like-I STRANGLE YOU-. Then I punched her in the nuts and ran :)
And then I went outside. Wait no.. Yes. I went outside.
And did I mention... I was wearing my striped hoodie? Why?
BECAUSE I ****ING LOVE STRIPES.
Then We had the best class on the planet.
Sexual Education.
Normally IDGAF about Sex-Ed. But today... There were ladies involved.
Yea im talking full on ..
'How periods happen' lessons.
It was great and I learned so much. The whole time I wondered.. If a girl has her period on the floor, and then a guy has sex with that period, will he become a mother? or will there just be a bloody period mess on the floor?
Questions I have.. Are very logical.
OMFG GUYS.GUYS.GUESS WHAT? RAINBOWS HAVE GENITALS.
Also, Hello.Hows your day? You doin' fine? Cuz you lookin Fine. ;)
Marry me.
Why?
BECAUSE I LOVE STRIPES.