My Epic Day 3

66 0 0
                                    

Today was like yesterday. Yesterday was like today.

Tomorrow will be like today, except tomorrow is friday. So that means I will sing Friday.It's Friday, Friday 

Gotta get down on Friday 

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend 

Friday, Friday 

Gettin' down on Friday 

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend 

When I woke up I had 5 minutes to brush my teeth.

Five.Dayum.Minutes. I got white crap EVERYWHERES, because I was in a rush.

And then I brushed my teeth.

(Just kidding)

After that I ran out to the bus stop and got on my old greasy bus.

Today Nothing happened...Until Lunch.

This Giant, evil Chicken-loving Black lady choked me with my hoodie! I was like-WTF BISH- and she was  like-I STRANGLE YOU-. Then I punched her in the nuts and ran :)

And then I went outside. Wait no.. Yes. I went outside.

And did I mention... I was wearing my striped hoodie? Why?

BECAUSE I ****ING LOVE STRIPES.

Then We had the best class on the planet.

Sexual Education.

Normally IDGAF about Sex-Ed. But today... There were ladies involved.

Yea im talking full on ..

'How periods happen' lessons.

It was great and I learned so much. The whole time I wondered.. If a girl has her period on the floor, and then a guy has sex with that period, will he become a mother? or will there just be a bloody period mess on the floor?

Questions I have.. Are very logical.

OMFG GUYS.GUYS.GUESS WHAT? RAINBOWS HAVE GENITALS.

Also, Hello.Hows your day? You doin' fine? Cuz you lookin Fine. ;)

Marry me.

Why?

BECAUSE I LOVE STRIPES.

My Epic Day!Where stories live. Discover now