Rebirth As A Cub And Happy

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PART 6 

A row of green trees were planted on the playground, and the air was full of a pleasant smell of wood, but An Yuzhuo was not sure whether it was the smell of people or trees.

He only felt that the brother Lu Yu he was holding was stronger than the big tree, and this up and down reminded him of the pictures that could not be mentioned in some programs. In order not to let himself lose his posture in public, Xiao An forced himself to think of some unrelated healthy pictures, but he still felt guilty and put Lu Yu's The waistband is tighter.

Lu Yu's figure stiffened.

Fortunately, Mr. Lu has a disciplined life, loves sports, and has excellent physical quality. Otherwise, he will have to fall off the barbell if he stops like this.

Now he just hung steadily on the bar, took a deep breath, and then slowly rose up, pressing against An Yuzhuo's ear, and whispering something. Mr. An's ears "brushed" and his legs were tighter.

——What's the situation! What did you say? Did anyone hear it?

——The voice was too soft to hear at all.

——I didn't hear 1

——1

——Oh, I wonder what Mr. Lu said!? Why did Zhuobao suddenly get red from his ears to his neck?

——I bet it's definitely not something that can be broadcast by healthy green. Hahahahahahaha

——Zhuobao's shy appearance is really beautiful, Shaha, even the back of the neck skin is pink!! It is worthy of the top-notch OMEGA!

——Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, sisters upstairs, calm down! Zhuobao is Mr. Lu's!

——I'm a doctor. After an adult man blushes, his skin turns pink. Maybe it's because the skin is too white. White skin indicates the lack of red blood cells, and there may also be problems with hematopoietic skocytes. What the specific cause is? It is impossible to accurately judge through video. In this way, I suggest Mr. Lu send the burning baby to my house, and I will help him. Check carefully.

——Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

——Hmm?? You are all proud of the treasure. Doesn't anyone praise Mr. Lu?? That physical strength, Shasha, good family partner, hehehe, how can Zhuobao stand it?

——Sister, you're not right.

——Hahaha, this is a bullet screen area, not an uninhabited area!

——Sister, don't you have anyone you care about on the Internet?

...

However, the bullet screen was talking passionately, but the live broadcast was suddenly suspended. And it popped up "The live broadcast room is suspected of illegal operation, sex. The target scale exceeds the standard, and the prompt of "temporarily banned for half an hour".

Lu Yiyuan, who is watching the live broadcast, said: "?"

"What's going on?"

Immediately, an assistant came forward and asked, "Mr. Yuan, is there any problem?"

The Lu family has many descendants, and the employees are used to calling names to distinguish them. Lu Yiyuan said, "It's not about the meeting. Contact the Dragon Fruit app to see what's going on?" The platform blocked its own main program, which is simply absurd.

Soon, the relevant person in charge gave feedback, and the CEO of Huolongguo personally called back to report - the CEO himself did not know about the broadcast accident, but he didn't expect it to reach the ears of the big boss first, and he couldn't help but be afraid.

It turns out that this is the algorithm of the platform, not a human ban.

If too many viewers report in a certain period of time, the blocking mechanism will be automatically triggered, and half an hour is the time for the intervention and re-examination of the manual review.

Lu Yiyuan asked, "How can anyone report that the scale exceeds the standard? Is the domestic video platform so strict? Obviously, it's nothing."

Fortunately, the CEO did his homework in the shortest time and said categically: "It's a malicious report. The live broadcast just now is very green and healthy, absolutely meeting the broadcast standards. We have started to restore it, but it will take some time."

Not only did Yuan Zong question whether the strictness of the platform was too excessive, but netizens also quickly turned to the official Weibo of Huolongguo to say:

——Are you all right? Do a pull-up and seal it? Is that to block all fitness bloggers?

——I really appreciate it. What's the point of sealing this?

——Why don't you block those who really rub the edge? Internet celebrities cheated and rewarded, causing many families to break up. Why don't you block it? In the previous paragraph, there was also news that a father used the money for his daughter's treatment to reward the female anchor. Why don't you care?

——srds, that's not a platform, Dragon Fruit Video doesn't bear the blame...

——The platform blocked the program produced by itself, 66666

——Dragon Fruit: I even blocked myself when I went crazy!

...

The two protagonists shot on the scene were far less indignant than the netizens, and they were even relieved.

The two people came down from the bar and went straight to the locker room. The atmosphere just now was really easy to get angry. An Yuzhuo didn't even dare to get off Lu Yu, so as not to be caught by the camera.

And Lu Yu almost broke the work. Fortunately, there was a broadcast accident. When he entered the locker room, An Yuzhuo dared to jump off Lu Yu and looked down at himself: "Huh, it's so dangerous. I almost lost my face!"

Lu Yu: "."

An Yuzhuo: "?"

An Yu said angrily, "What are you laughing at?"

Lu Yu thought he was cute and explained, "I almost lost my face." He can block An Yuzhuo with his body, but he has no cover. If he is a few more seconds late, of course he will be disgraced.

But Xiao'an completely misunderstood. He looked down at himself and Lu Yu, and instantly said, "I'm not small either! I also lose face!"

Lu Yu: "..."

Lu Yu sometimes wants to dig out someone's brain to see why his ideas are so strange that he can drive a car with a sword?

Just now, it was also Zhuo Bao who thought wrongly, which almost made him break the work. Mr. Lu wanted to argue, but opened his mouth and finally knowingly chose to surrender unconditionally: "Yes, yes, you are more disgraceful."

An Yuzhuo: "That's about the same... huh??" Why does it still feel strange?

Lu Yu laughed, hugged him, put his head on An Yuzhuo's shoulder, and smiled agonically, "Zhuobao, why are you so cute?"

An Yuzhuo: "..."

An Yuzhuo originally wanted to be more disgraceful than him, and he felt that the other party was gifted, but he couldn't compare. Now Brother Lu Yu is sticking to him, which makes Xiao An angry or debate. He pushed his brother's shoulder and said, "It's sticky, stinks so bad, stay away from me."

Lu Yu: "You just smelled me secretly."

An Yuzhuo: "..."

He was a little embarrassed and was found out? Mr. Xiao An's ears red again and asked thoughtfully, "Brother, did you spray colong water today? What brand is it? Why haven't you heard it before?"

Lu Yu: "No spray."

"Impossible! It smells very good, and it is also mixed with the fragrance of plants and trees.

"Are you sure it's not the smell of sweat?"

"How is it possible! How can I not tell how bad the smell of sweat is?"

Lu Yu thought for a sound: "Maybe it's the smell of pheromones."

An Yuzhuo was about to say that you should read less abo literature, so he listened to Lu Yu seriously: "Everyone's taste is different. This special taste is called pheromones or pheromones. Human beings are not only visual animals, but also olfactory animals. In other words, if you like a person's taste, the side shows that you like that person, body The body won't lie.

Mr. Lu has the unique outline characteristics of the Lu family, and his eyes are deep. When such a person looks at people expressionlessly, he will look majestic and even gloomy. But if his eyes are gentle, he is particularly affectionate, and even the love words he says are more sincere: "It's like I like your taste very much, and I also like you very much."

An Yuzhuo: "..."

Xiao An is always going to be seduced by Brother Lu Yu.

Why can he speak love seriously and come up with theoretical evidence? Is this the romance of the scientist in the legend?

"...Where did you get the wrong reason?" An Yuzhuo wanted to make himself as serious as possible, but unfortunately, the corners of his eyebrows and eyes were out of control, and he was full of smiles.

Lu Yu: "Go home and find reference documents for you."

An Yuzhuo: "..."

"Phew."

He couldn't help it. Finally, he fell into Lu Yu's arms and smiled enough. Then he lay on someone's sweaty shoulder and said, "I also like your smell."

.

The platform technician soon contacted the director, saying that the fault had been eliminated and the live broadcast could be resumed in advance. However, the director replied: "I'm sorry, the guest went to take a shower. As you know, the punishment ring just now made me sweat a lot. It happened that there was a shower room in the locker room, and we didn't expect it to be unblocked in advance... Huh? Start broadcasting in advance to avoid losing traffic? Oh, okay, then let the little guest be on top first, well, no problem."

The technical personnel guarantee that the live broadcast room of the program team will be reviewed by experts in turn, and the "blocking and melting mechanism" of the system will no longer be triggered.

At the same time, the reason why a large number of users reported it was quickly investigated. It turned out to be a less glorious blow organized by the rival platform.

Just like the popular passage nowadays:

Business war in literary works: you come and I go, play. Clever means to go to the edge of the law and a series of schemes that directly hit the weaknesses of human nature.

Actual business war: the road to the simple, I shake people to report you! Grab the official seal! Remove your car seat! When the opponent's company invited guests, he secretly went to the back chef to change all the dishes to cucumbers!

...Although it is simple and rough, not to mention, it is quite effective.

Of course, it also proves that the pair of Zhuobao and Mr. Lu is too out of the circle and eye-catching.

Although the red-eyed counterparts can no longer report successfully, they are obviously prepared and invited a large number of sailors. After the re-broadcast, the painting style of the bullet screen is completely different from before, and they are all rhythmic:

——Is this unblocked? The agreed half hour! Sure enough, the programs on my platform are different, and there is a back stage!

——This program is too negative energy, will it affect the three views of teenagers? As a parent, I want to report!

——Punishment items are very out of the ordinary and vulgar!

——Thank you for demining! It turns out that the anchor's three views are so wrong, so I won't watch it, stray!

——Demining for the sisters who came in later. This live broadcast is full of side-by-side video, which is very vulgar! It is not suitable for teenagers to watch!

...

However, the content of the live broadcast at this moment is clearly a three-year-old human cub, standing in front of the camera and singing a child's song.

It is the punishment content drawn by Anwen's children themselves: sing a song.

The little fat boy is worthy of An Yuzhuo's nephew. He sings a song in a wild voice, which is a bit like reciting a scripture, but he feels very good about himself, and the little milk sound is bright, and the chubby little face is full of seriousness... quite cute.

So that the new audience was a little confused:

——What kind of melon? Who can popularize it?

——Isn't this a baby comprehensive? I'm from the hot search. What's wrong with the stable child? It's just out of tune singing. It's not so bad, is it?

The bullet screen was cursed, and gradually rose to the level of "Variety shows are purely pleasing to the audience, which has no educational significance, is not advisable".

The original audience said: We love to watch it!

Later, the navy and the audience who were led by the navy said: This program is indeed just eye-catching, but there is no positive energy?

The background technology was crazy, and the new navy jumped out to curse the platform and cover its mouth. In the chaos, Lu Yu and An Yuzhuo took a shower and came out refreshedly.

The program team is well prepared. Both of them changed their clothes, which are exactly the same couple's clothes, all of which are soft and skin-friendly pure cotton material. It seems that the young husband and wife are a few years younger, especially Zhuobao, who said that he is a student of our school, which is not in harmony.

The bullet screen was briefly brushed by "wow--" and "ah ah ah".

The director smiled and said, "The game continues. Now we are looking for the last NPC!"

After two failures just now, they also narrowed the scope of search. An Yuzhuo: "Now there is only one left..."

Lu Yu said, "The English group office."

The stable child raised his little fat hand: "I can also speak English! ABCD..."

"It's great!" An Yuzhuo rubbed the round head melon of the little fat ball, "But brothers and sisters are not allowed to sing in class."

Anding: "...Hmm, no!"

An Yuzhuo ignored him, so the stable child pulled the hel of his little uncle's new clothes with the smell of laundry detergent and sang the alphabet song in a milky voice. As soon as he entered the school building, An Yuzhuo said, "Let's play a game, shall we?"

An An'an's eyes lit up: "Good!"

Taking advantage of Xiao'an's trouble with his nephew, Lu Yu took a step behind, stepped out of the camera, turned off the microphone, and asked the director, "What happened?"

Director: "!"

At this time, the guests should not know the bloody storm on the Internet. Why is Mr. Lu's information so well-known?

Lu Yu naturally got the news from **oss and his cousin, but the dictation was naturally insufficient. Mr. Lu said, "Show me the bullet screen data."

The director advised, "Mr. Lu, there is no need. It's all professional black who has collected money. You just increase the pressure in vain, and the platform will solve it."

Lu Yu did not argue with him, but raised his eyebrows slightly, signaling the other party to hand over the wind direction summary of the real-time bullet screen.

He doesn't care about the Internet, but he cares about the treasure.

Therefore, what happened today should be solved today, and no trace can be left, lest his family's mood be affected.

At this time, An Yuzhuo was fooling his little nephew carefree: "Let's compare and see who is quiet for a long time, and whoever speaks first will lose."

Unexpectedly, the stable child's small chest straightened: "Little crisp, you will definitely lose! I'm so awesome! I also played with my father, but they couldn't win (me)!"

An Yuzhuo: "..."

An Jin and Lda coughed at the same time, showing an expression of "give way".

Good family, they have already used this trick. It is worthy of a person who has been fighting with talkive cubs for three years! Although the trick is old, it is effective.

It was not until they found the English group office and successfully found Mr. Qin Qian and An Yuzhuo smiled and said to her "Hello, teacher", the stable children who were quiet all the way jumped up and proudly emphasized: "Xiao Xuxu, you lost!"

"Good, good, I lost, stable is the strongest!"

The little fat boy proudly straightened his small breasts, blinked his bright eyes, and ran to Qin Qian: "Auntie, you are so beautiful!"

While talking, he stretched out his short hand and looked like a hug.

An Jin and Lda both had a headache. One of the couple went to pull their son, and the other apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, teacher. I'm more familiar with you. When I see beautiful uncles and aunts, I can't control myself..."

Qin Qian smiled gently: "How old am I? How beautiful am I? It doesn't main, kid. Auntie has a small sticker here for you."

As I wished, I played with Qin Qian for a while, and got another version of the color convenience sticker used by Mr. Qin. I was happy to study the new "toy". Qin Qian got free and said according to the program flow, "Congratulations, I am the last old NPC. Now I will give you the question."

Hearing the question, An Yuzhuo couldn't help being nervous: It won't be another question, will it? He just finished mathematics and now he is doing English. Did he come back to re-experience the college entrance examination?!

However, Mr. Qin said gently, "I have always wanted to know why you risked being punished and came up for me at that time?"

An Yuzhuo: "Huh?"

Qin Qian said slowly and logically, "I was domestically abused by that scumbag. It was you who saved me and encouraged me to get out of the gloom and divorce bravely. Now I have raised my daughter independently with my own efforts. I really appreciate you."

An Yuzhuo was stunned for a moment before smiling and said, "Mr. Qin, you don't have to worry about a little thing. In fact, there is no reason for this. Seeing women being bullied, anyone will lend a helping hand. What's more, you are our teacher. Even if time goes back and we do it again, we will make the same choice.

Qin Qian smiled and said, "I'm very satisfied with this answer. I passed the test."

Qin Qian: "Can I give you a hug?"

At this time, the whole bullet screen is reversed:

——Is there such a thing?

——I'm an alumnus of Beicheng No. 1 Middle School. I've heard of this. At that time, a class of boys in the whole class came to a teacher together, which scared the domestic violence man to divorce happily. It turned out to be them!

——I didn't expect the last reversal. It turned out that they still had such a warm past. Who said that this program would only attract attention and please the audience? Obviously, it's very meaningful and warm!

——Don't you think it's strange that so many black people suddenly poured in?

——I'm sorry that I didn't react to something wrong, and I was also rhythmic. I'm so stupid_(:з」∠)_

——Kuroko, shut up. It seems that the technology is almost sealed?

——Although this reversal is very warm and the program is very meaningful, we sincerely praise it, but... Why does the variety show have to be educational!!!!! We have been working for a day, and we just want to watch variety shows to relax for a while. Why do we need to be educated?!

——Agree!! Don't educate me, please! Social animals are already suffering! Black people, get out of here!!!

——Who said they were rubbing the edge? I only know that no one shows me my muscles in real life. They have wealth in millions of dollars, but they are willing to show my muscles to me, an ordinary person. First, they didn't cheat me out of money, and second, they didn't ask me to pay attention. What's wrong with them! What's wrong with me?

——Hahahahaha, the sisters in front, I'll give you some!

——srds, this program is really warm. I have been fann by Mr. Lu and Mr. Xiao'an. Who doesn't like caring, passionate and kind people!

...

After they successfully got the third clue fragments given by Mr. Qin Qian and made a complete clue, the live camera turned to the stable children and handed over the cute work to the little talker. The director took the opportunity to quietly run to Lu Yu: "Mr. Lu, is that the way you just thought of?"

Lu Yu looked at his treasure and found that the other party was being wrapped around by the little fat cub. He had no time to care about anything else, so he whispered, "What?"

Director: "It's Teacher Qin Qian. She didn't change the words temporarily according to the pre-rehearsed stage. Alas, Mr. Qin is also great enough to take the initiative to uncover the scars of many years ago in order to help you fight back against black fans.

Lu Yu: "?"

The director looked at the words and said, "Ah, I don't mean anything else..."

Lu Yu frowned slightly: "This is not my way."

Director: "?"

Mr. Lu's idea is to surround Wei and save Zhao. He and Sister Yuan exchanged information, and have found out the opponents who are unfairly competing behind him, and he personally used a little trick. The live broadcast room of the head anchor of the live broadcast platform next door has now been blown up, and the continuous stream of black material is still on the way. The other party must be anxious and has no time to pay attention to this. One head.

Lu Yu asked, "Is the professional black in the live broadcast room clean?"

Director Daigo's initiation: "It's true." If you rely on Mr. Qin's own strength alone, even if the reputation is reversed, it can't resist the sea of people tactics of the black people...

Therefore, it is mainly due to Mr. Lu, and Mr. Qin is voluntary? Maybe she chose to stand up when she saw the abuse in the live broadcast.

"You helped her when she was most helpless. Now she is willing to return the favor without hesitation, and does not hesitate to uncover the scars and protect you back! What kind of earth-shattering teacher-life relationship is this? It's so touching! Can I make an album?"

"No."

Mr. Lu glared at the director, "You also said that it was to expose other people's scars."

Lu Yu is tall and has long legs and walks fast. The director also keeps up: "Mr. Lu, that's right. We have done a simple survey before. Teacher Qin is doing very well now. After her divorced the scumbag, her career has risen step by step. She has been rated as a senior teacher, and there are many suitors around her. Although she doesn't agree, she She didn't need it either. After Mr. Qin's divorce, the old and broken school sentenced her for two years was worth a great promotion. She was replaced by her and bought a new house... Her daughter also competed and won a lot of prizes in the English competition. In the future, there will be no problem with the promotion. Anyway, she has a rich and a well-behaved daughter, a rich life, and where does she need it? Man?"

Lu Yu didn't comment, but his eyes were gentler.

He was happy for Mr. Qin's happiness now, and also remembered that the first person to stand up and call on everyone to uphold justice was Zhuo Bao, who was ridiculed as "like a little girl" by Han Shi and Lu Yiyun.

On the contrary, Zhuo Bao is the teenager with the most sense of justice and the most ancient passion, and he is more masculine than them. Besides, like a little girl is not a pejorative word. Later, the little girls in the class also taught Lu Yiyun a lesson.

Some people couldn't help but talk. When the program team left the school gate and went to the next shooting location, Lu Yu seemed to see Lu Yiyun himself through the glass of the nanny car.

But he was not sure. Even if Lu Yiyun broke away from the protection of the Lu family, a young man with hands and feet would not pick up garbage, would he?