Damn it Wade.

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          Well, here they were now. Deadpool and Wolverine in the void after being sent by the paradox after trying to be attacked by Logan since he called him the worst Logan in the multiverse for destroying his own universe. Then Wade for bringing that Logan...well after man events after they had managed to escape Charles's bald sister in which he almost killed them and actually killed the Human Torch because of Wade. The two had taken another car from Nicepool, yes, again, since they had both destroyed another car fighting among themselves. Logan was DEFINITELY the one he knew, and Wade was in the passenger seat lamenting that he hadn't managed to get Nicepool away from Dogpool. Logan had taken several bottles of alcohol in that car while they were driving through the waterland, they didn't even have a clear route out... well, yeah, kill the bald girl to force Paradox to fix the lines time for both. It won't be easy for either of them. There's going to be problems along the way.

       Logan was driving through the field, feeling how the car was jumping over rocks or dangerous roads they were passing through. The people who had helped them before recommended that they go to a store in the middle of the void since it belonged to a Blade. Yes it was ridiculous, make a tent in the middle of the EMPTY, but if that guy could help them out they wouldn't judge...verbally. Logan simply looked at the road with annoyance or simply monotony, deep in thought. "ugh...how the hell are we supposed to know where that guy's store will be." He said, talking to himself, but assuming it was going to be obvious because of the chaotic place they were in. He leaned his elbow against the car window, running a hand over his face.

        Meanwhile, Wade was watching out the passenger side window enjoying the outside. Even though it was literal emptiness. He was moving a bit, his head a little bit. Silently enjoying the little road trip with Logan. "If you keep moving like that, I'm going to hit you" Logan said with annoyance, looking out the corner of his eye at the moment of Wade near him. Wade faintly rolls his eyes in his mask and moves his head to face Logan. "You're a bummer," He says in a semi-annoyed tone, his voice somewhat sounding congested. Logan lets out a low snort, rolling his eyes. Keeping close eye on the nonexistent road. "No" He huffs out a laugh, holding back a cough. Logan rolled his eyes once more, annoyed, focusing back on the road. "Of course...Why is it that I have to be stuck with the annoying one."

       "You're the one who married meee" Wade says mockingly, congestion evident in his voice. "Ugh... don't remind me..." He said, letting out an annoyed growl, but not really meaning it. of course, because he actually loved having married Wade. "Hehe..." He knew Logan actually loved him; he looks out the passenger side window. Enjoying the view of nothingness.

       Logan glances at him a couple times, he could swear that Wade's voice sounded a bit weird..but it was probably just because of his normal speaking. "You're not sick are you, or something?" Wade pauses for a moment, not wanting to reveal the truth. But ultimately speaks up. "No, it's just because I'm wearing my mask peanut." He raises an eyebrow at the nickname, looking at him again. "Don't call me peanut, you moron." "You loved it..peanut." He rolls his eyes in annoyance, but on the inside, he can't help but like that nickname the Wade had given him..how stupid. "Shut up."

           Wade snickers lightly and continues to look out the window. Enjoying this playful banter with him. Logan glances at him again, he could swear that Wade was acting strange..he was too quiet. It was a little unsettling. "Are you acting weird because you're sick or because you want something. You're too quiet, it's unnatural." "I'm hungry and I don't get sick" He looks at Logan, slightly annoyed. "I haven't in over three years and counting."

       He gives Wade a suspicious look, but he decides to ignore his doubts..he better try to focus on finding that damn store than Wade's weird mood. "You're always hungry..why did we run away without stealing food from Nicepool's little house." Wade glances out the window once again. "I don't know..his 'house' was a tent. Barely holding up" He clears his throat before continuing. "But I still was his gold guns..." Logan lets out a sigh, rolling his eyes. Sometimes he can't stand Wade. "Of course you want his gold guns..you just like shiny things. Besides, I'm sure we'll find a store somewhere that sells food and stop complaining." Wade rolls his eyes and looks in the backseat. "..is there any water that isn't gross?" He asks, he voice a little hoarse, not that noticeable anyways. Logan glances back at Wade, seeing him looking for water and raises an eyebrow in slight shock..Wade asking for water? Something was definitely off. "You asking for water for once? Are you sure you're not sick?" Wade rests his head back on the headrest and snaps a little before his voice turing quiet. "..I'm fine!..Do we have water?" Logan looks in the back but didn't spot any water, he turned back to look at Wade. he was being weirder and weirder than normal. "..No we don't..I think there's some alcohol left though"

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