Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the most electrifying wrestling showdown of the century! We've got an epic four-way battle on our hands tonight featuring a unique mix of characters that you won't want to miss!
In this corner, representing the world of Deltarune, it's the silent yet determined challenger, KRIS! Known for their quick thinking and agility, Kris is ready to unleash some serious chaos in the ring!
And in the opposite corner, hailing from the fast-food kingdom, it's the one and only, RONALD McDONALD! With a smile that could charm the socks off anyone and a bag full of tricks — or should I say burgers — Ronald is looking to serve up a side of mayhem!
But wait, there's more! From the realm of virtual stardom, here comes the pop sensation and digital diva, HATSUNE MIKU! With her incredible vocal range and commanding presence, Miku aims to prove that she's no stranger to the power of the ring!
Now, we need a fourth contender, folks! The excitement is building, so let's see who it will be!
*Suddenly, the lights flicker, and a thunderous atmosphere surrounds the arena as the crowd goes wild! Just as the anticipation reaches its peak, the fourth wrestler emerges!*
It's none other than the mighty, the legendary, the beast incarnate... THE ROCK!
Oh my goodness! This match just got ten times more electrifying! Let's get ready to rumble as the referee signals for the bell!
**Ding, ding, ding!**
And there it is! Kris immediately charges forward, sprinting towards Ronald with a flurry of swift punches! BOOM! A well-placed uppercut sends Ronald staggering back a step! But wait! Ronald's not backing down! He quickly counters with an improvised spinning kick! Whoa! Kris ducks just in time!
Meanwhile, Hatsune Miku circles back to take advantage of the chaos! She leaps off the ropes, executing a stunning dropkick! *THWACK!* Ronald goes down, possibly seeing stars from that impact!
Oh, and here comes The Rock! The crowd is roaring as he steps in! He scoops up Miku and—WHAM—delivers a massive Samoan Drop! Miku crashing to the mat hard!
Kris sees The Rock in action and heads straight for him, but The Rock dodges, sending Kris tumbling into Ronald! They collide, and both wrestlers go sprawling to the canvas!
The audience can barely contain themselves! What a display of athleticism! Kris rolls to the side as Ronald quickly gets to his feet—dropkicking The Rock from behind! The Great One stumbles forward, but he quickly turns around, furious!
Wait a minute! Miku is back on her feet! She takes advantage of the distraction and leaps from the top rope again, this time targeting The Rock with a spectacular flying crossbody! *BAM!* The Rock catches her in mid-air! What strength!
But here comes Kris back on the attack! They leap off the middle rope this time, rolling smoothly off Miku's back, and lands a crushing bulldog to Ronald!
What skill we're witnessing, ladies and gentlemen! Hatune Miku recovers quickly and gets back up! She grabs Kris by the arm, spins her around, and executes a picture-perfect hip toss! The crowd is on fire!
Now all four wrestlers are back on their feet, and it looks like there's an alliance forming! Kris and Miku exchange nods, and they charge together at The Rock! *HIT!* They slam into him! The Rock's eyes widen!
But Ronald, from the ropes, dives in with a flying tackle! The four wrestlers are down, and the audience can't believe their eyes!
Uh-oh, it seems Kris is rolling to the outside of the ring for a breather—but wait! Ronald goes all out, diving through the ropes to deliver a flying punch right onto Kris!
Miku is up and hits the ropes, bouncing back for a running headscissors on The Rock, flipping him to the mat! The crowd is chanting! This is pure chaos!
It's time for the climax—Kris rolls back into the ring, looking rejuvenated! Miku is setting up for her signature move! Lights are flashing, the audience is screaming, and here it comes...
A beautiful vocal spiral onto Ronald! Miku's voice rings out as she smacks him right in the face, leaving him stunned!
Kris sees the opening! She locks in THE KID'S CORNER maneuver! The Rock is back on his feet and intervening, but Miku is quick, catching The Rock with a swift kick to the midsection!
And there's the pin! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's KRIIS and HATSUNE MIKU emerging victorious in this epic showdown!
What a wild ride, folks, and what a night we've had! Thank you for joining us for this unforgettable wrestling extravaganza! Until next time, keep the energy high and the excitement alive!
