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Anime: Attack on Titan
Pairing: Eren X Levi
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Levi: I still don't get why we're doing this.
Eren: Sh, We've started!
Levi: How am I-
Levi shut up.
Levi: Did you ju-
Yes.
Levi: Stop interrupting-
Lets get started!
Levi: I don't want to-
Eren: Whats the first one?
New York
Levi: Whats that?
A giant city, with like 8.406 million people living there.
Levi: Sounds dirty.
Eren: *Eyes widen* That's way to many people.
Levi: Is it dirty?
Yes.
Levi: Can I clean it?
Eren: It's probably huge, Levi.
Levi: But can I clean it?
No Levi, you can't clean it.
Levi: Why?
Eren: I highly doubt it would stay clean.
It would get dirty again in, like, two seconds.
Levi: Not if people keep it clean.
Moving on.
Levi: No, I wanna clean-
Lets do some ships. The first one is Petra X Tree.
Eren: That's actually a ship?
Yes?
Eren: Wh- why though?
Levi: Because she gets smashed into it.
Eren: I don't get this ship...
Me either.
Levi: Fuck, all we do is touch something and you people ship it.
Eren: *Touches Levi*
Eren: ...
Eren: Is it canon yet?
I don't think it'll ever be canon, Eren.
Levi: Why?
Because the Isayama ships Eren and Mikasa.
Eren: Shes my sister...
Levi: Eren's mine, canon or not.
Eren: *Blushes*
WE'RE OFF TOPIC.
Levi: Just give us the next ship.
Mikasa X Annie
Eren: ... I ship it
Levi: I do too.
Eren: It's kinda cute, isn't it?
Levi: There is no such thing as 'cute' with those two. They both could kick your ass in a second.
Eren: No! I cou-
Eren, Annie already has kicked your ass, you can't deny it.
Eren: Bu-
Levi: Eren, you lost.
Eren: ...
Connie X Sasha
Eren: Are they seriously NOT together yet?
Levi: I ship it *Mentally fanboying*
Eren: Whats the ship name for this?
Springles
Eren: Ship it.
Lets go back to normal stuff. Cell Phones.
Levi: Whats that?
A cellular device that allows you to call and text someone that is far away.
Eren: What?! I CALL WITCH CRAFT!
Levi: Can I have one?
No.
Levi: Why?
You'd be the only one with a phone, it'd make no sense.
Levi: Then give one to Eren too.
They're expensive.
Eren: So is cheese cake, but you still buy that.
...
No.
You don't get to question cheese cake, Eren.
Cheese cake is love, cheese cake is life.
Levi: Eren, don't you buy Poptarts? Those are expensive.
Eren: No they ar-
Levi: Yes. Yes they are.
We keep getting off topic.
Eren: YOUR TEA IS WAY MORE EXPENSIVE THAN MY POPTARTS.
Levi: Tea is also way better than your Poptarts.
Eren: LIES!
Levi: Tea is healthier.
Eren: I'm gonna kick your midget ass!
Levi: If you do that I wont let you get some of this ass.
Eren: *Gets up and trips*
Eren: *Bites tongue*
Eren: *Transforms*
Eren: EFRGIHWEOLJBHWEBGFWJE
We're leaving.
Levi: EREN GET YOUR TITAN ASS OVER HERE!
Thanks for reading. *Loud crashes in background* YOU GUYS GET YOUR ASSES BACK OVER HERE!
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