I want you to wear a peacock tail all day and take selfies and send them to the whole bat family.
Red Hood: Just to let you know, I might die from a hobo in an alley who had his eye pecked out by a peacock. But I'll do it. *Buys peacock tail and walks around Gotham* Oh crap. There's a building that has Joker's face on it. But first, let me take a selfie!!! *Takes selfie and sends to Bat family*
Bruce: JASON!!!!!