Mel: SORRY IF ITS GETTING BORING ILL KILL OIKAWA IF I NEED TO
Oikawa: but it was just me birthday! And you were so nice to me, melchan.... Why can't you be more like that~~?
Mel: because you are trash *grabs oibaka's by the ankle and throws him in the dumpster* amusing enough, reader?
Oikawa: how rude!
Mel: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A NOTE ABOUT MY LAZINESS AND AN APOLOGY TO THE READERS IF THIS IS GETTING BORRING!! IM THE ONLY ONE THATS SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING!
Mar: what about me?
Kathryn: bruh.
Mel: UUUUGGGGGHHHH
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