Admin: Oh my God Marco get your booty over here we haven't updated this is forever.
Marco: Yeah because you've been 'busy'.
Admin: yeahhhhhh
Marco: So like, what do people want me to do now.
Admin: okay here's a question from YouTube_Addictions . Their question is "Would you rather sing on stage with Justin Bieber or date star?"
Marco: ...
Admin: marcooooo?
Marco: *sigh* sing with Justin Bieber.
Admin: rlly. Srsly m8.
Marco: yeah
Admin: welp, come on. Let's go and take you to the concert to sing with him. He's waiting for you.
Marco: WAIT I ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO IT!?!??
Admin: yupo
Marco: F you all
•At da concert•
Justin: heyyyyyyyyy
two fans: JUSTIN I LOVE YOU
Marco: *facepalm*
Justin: get up here Marco let's sing a song broham!
Marco: ;-; I should have chose a date with star.
Justin: MARCO DIAZ OMG WAIT IS IT REALLY YOU?!?!??!?
Marco: yes...
*awkward silence*
Justin: OMF DUDE MARRY ME LETS BE GAY LIKE I LOVE YOU!!!! YOU ARE MY IDOL LETS GO ADOPT CHILDREN AND GO TO CLUBS AND SHIZ!!! IT WILL BE THE BEST LIKE OMG DUDE KISS ME ON THE LIPS NOW!!! RIGHT NOW AND THEN WE CAN SING A LOVE SONG CAUSE GAYS ARE LEGAL IN LIKE EVERY STATE NOW OR SOMETHING OMG.
Marco: *gets out gun and shoots himself*
Admin: heh...don't worry he's not dead he's just...uh...Marco?
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Admin: Okay so Marco we have anther dare. It's not as bad as the last one was....
Marco: how am I not dead
Admin: it's a story silly!
Marco: I can still die
Admin: shut up.
Marco: ...
Admin: okay so next one is a dare from @ForeverStarco
Marco: mk
Admin: they dare you to tell star that you are a...dad.
Marco: WHAT THE *****************************
Admin: what Marco has just said is not aloud in the book or anywhere else on earth so it's a mystery word that's actually very bad. It has 33 letters and begins with a Y and ends with a P.
Marco: where's star. And that made no sense. All I said was that you people are messed up.
Admin: *poof* there she is! And whatever.
Star: Hi Marco!!!
Marco: Hey star. Ima dad.
Star: ...
Marco: ...
Admin: ...
Cricket: *chirps*
Star: I hate you.
Marco: thanks. Remember it's not Opposite Day.
Star: I know it isn't but it isn't
Marco: that's what I didn't mean
Star: so it really is not Opposite Day but really isn't so what I'm not saying is really not impacting on you.
Marco: incorrect
Star: so who isn't the mother
Marco: someone
Star: it's not Opposite Day so you are actually not lying and there is no mother and it was not a dare?
Marco: incorrect!!
Star: Yay! I don't mean...uh...aw man. I'm Confused.
Marco: not same here.
Admin: woah wut da
:dis is a weird chapter and kind of confusing so ye. Sorry for not posting lately, been super busy. Hope to post more soon!:
