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𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

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【！！ＡＤＭＩＮ　ＮＯＴＩＣＥ！！】

Hi. 

(contemplated for a good 10 minutes of what I wanted my first words to be after a whole year) 

Or should I start with my notorious 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘? (AFSDGSGSDFGH BAHAHA)

Haha, so it's been more than a year since I have updated this book. And I extend my deepest apology out to you all sweet dear readers. However, I would also like to extend my gratitude out to all who still read this book (that originally started as a funny little side project a few years ago). 

Truly, thank you for you all also checking up on me. However, no need to fret, I am not dead :D

To be transparent with you all, whether or not I continue to update this book is still a decision that is up in the air for me. 

However, I re-read all my chapters yesterday alongside all your sweet (AND HELLLAAA THIRSTY) comments and reminisced on heartfelt memories writing this book. Soooo, I decided to make little "skits" again! (basically incorrect quotes). Consider it a little "imsosorryfordyingonyouall" gift :) 

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Skits:

Y/N: we lost Toby in the woods! What do we do!?

Ben: no worries, I got this-

Ben: TELL ME WHYYYY-

Toby: AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHEEEE

Ben: there he is.

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Y/N: the Dead Sea is the saltiest place on earth

Y/N: [talking to puppeteer] next to you and your bitchass

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Eyeless Jack: what does thot mean?

BEN: uhh a thoughtful person

(At the dinner table)

Y/N: here's the salt EJ.

EJ: thanks. You're such a thot :)

Jeff: *spits out water*

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Toby: alright, lemme give ya some advice

Y/N: right...ok

Toby: if a door says pull, you push. It's not directions, it's a challenge

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Toby: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Masky: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed

Toby: ...

Y/N: look at him. You scared him you stupid idiot

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BEN: Ahh, I love my little actions...Consequences; however...

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Y/N: When I said, "bring me something back from the beach" I meant like a seashell or a cool rock..

Toby: *holding a f*cking seagull by the neck* oh.

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Jeff: Who got an STD? I need you to f*ck someone for me

Toby: calling an STD hit on someone is crazyyyy

Cody: Biological whorefare!

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Literally all of you: I think I'm falling for you <3

EJ: Then get up?

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Puppeteer: a comprehensive list of my reason for doing things:

Spite

Thats it.

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(In EJ's operation room, but no one wields a smidge of the concept of personal space)

Y/N: I fell-

BEN: from heaven?

EJ: No- they literally fell-

BEN: Okay, but like, do you think I'm pretty? *posing*

EJ: their arm is literally broken- 

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