1. Jaime the Unicorn (lol)
"So I heard na may new engineer daw." Jaime said flipping through an issue of a fashion magazine. Yeah, the bitch is in office. Ewan ko ba sa babaeng to. Parang walang trabaho. Considering pinakasikat ang clothing line nya. Yes she's a top designer both here and in Paris.
"Yeah. But I don't think he can handle my attitude." I said looking in my computer. "Let's say he can't. Edi pang-ilang engineer na yun?" Jaime. "I dunno. Uhm..... Around 20 I guess?" I said. "Holy fudgecakes! 20? Ano ka ba Hannah? Eh gusto mo atang ubusin lahat ng engineer sa mundo eh!" she said.
"I'm the boss. So if they can't handle my attitude then go." I said. "Eh imba ka pala eh. Baka sa huli some low-class engineer lang ang makuha mo." Jaime. "Oh please Jaime, that will never happen. And if naubusan nga kami ng engineer, then I'll take over the position. Remember bitch, I'm a licensed engineer."
"I never forget that. I'm just stating possibilities." Jaime. "Teka wala ka bang client ngayon? Tapos mo na yung order ni Ms. Casimsiman?" (A/N: Hahaha!!) Ako. "No. Di nya kinaya yung estimated price eh. I don't want to do it naman with other materials." Jaime. Hay nako kahit kelan talaga tong babaeng to.
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"Miggy, are you sure you want to do this?" Jas asked tying up my tie. Such a sweet girlfriend. Minsan nga tinatanong ko sa sarili ko kung bakit di ko pa pinapakasalan to eh. "Positive Jas. I've been idled for too long. Ayoko namang maging pabigat sayo at umasa nalang sa pera ng magulang ko."
"Miggy, di ka naman pabigat sakin eh. You know that. For the last time, do you really want to do this?" she asked. "Yes Jas. I really want to do it." I said.
"Osige. Basta if you find trouble looking for a job, just give me a call okay? Goodluck! Take care! Eyes on the road ha!" she said. Ako naman pasakay na ng car.
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"Impressing resume Mr. Cervantes. I just wonder, bakit di ka agad nag trabaho? I'm sure tanggap ka agad." Mr. Gardi.
"It's pretty private but I need to remember some things from the past. And my parents advised me to unwind since Suma nga ako." I said.
"Well, I'm proud to say that you're hired. Welcome to the company Mr. Cervantes." Mr. Gardi said offering a hand shake.
"Thank you sir." I said accepting his hand shake.
"Since tomorrow is too early, why won't you start next week? We're not that in need of engineers naman."
"Thank you so much Mr. Gardi. I won't let you down sir."
"I believe you won't Mr. Cervantes. Sige you may leave now."
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"YOU ARE FIRED!" isang nakakatakot na sigaw ang umalingawngaw sa office ng bruha. Lumabas ang isang lalaking naka tie. I smirked at him, kawawang engineer. Mukhang may itsura pa naman. He looked at me then smirked also. Now I know.
"Lemme guess, flirting with the boss huh?" sabi ko habang nakasandal sa door frame ng office ni Hannah. She look furious. Tumatanda na talaga. "That stupid jerk tried to molested me! Imagine he touched my beautiful face!! How dare he?!"
"Oh chill."
"How can I chill kung nahawakan na ng ibang lalaki yung mukha ko?!"
"Arte neto. Edi have him fired in his next job. Sus"
"Good idea. Pero I have a nicer idea, why don't YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF AND FIND MIGGY?"
"I'm workin on it." I said picking a piece of gum om her table.
"How could you work on it while you're here? Tell me, how'd you do that?"
"I'm a unicorn sweetie. A gorgeous unicorn." I lazily said.
"Whatever pegasus."
"Langya unicorn sabi eh."
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Wala akong maisip eh! :)))
