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"I have a problem." I said to the guy working at the laundromat.

"What is it?" He dead panned.

"I switched baskets with someone else." I nervously said.

"Well, Who is it?" He asked.

"Well, I don't fucking know." Dumb ass. Soon, a tall, cute guy approaches us.

"Sir, I switched baskets with someone and I don't know who it is." He said. The worker pointed to me and walked away.

I love the great customer service you asshole.

"Hey, um, we kinda switched baskets." The guy said.

"No shit." I scoffed handing him his basket. He does the same.

"I'm Shawn by the way." He blurted out.

"Nina." I smiled.

"You're kinda cute, do you wanna maybe get some pizza sometime?" Shawn asked smirking.

Kinda cute? Bitch, I look like a fucking dried out potato.

"I'm allergic to pizza." I pressed my lips together.

"Who the fuck is allergic to pizza?" He shook his head.

"I'm kidding you dumb ass. And yes, I'd love to."

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