Wow, my writing gets better and better! *sarcasm intended* and the chapters get longer and longer! *lots of sarcasm intended*
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Shawn
I fucked up.
I shouldn't have got her thong in the first place. Why was I so stupid?
Why didn't I just admit that I got her thong?
Questions went through my mind as I dialed my friend Elizabeth's number on my phone.
Elizabeth is that type of friend that gives you advice on any situation.
"Hey Shawny!" She yelled through the phone.
"Hey Liz, I need advice."
"On what?"
"Well, it's a really long story."
"We have time."
"Okay, so, long story short, I switched laundry baskets with this girl and I ended up stealing her thong and keeping it-"
"Ew you gross fucker!"
"Don't interrupt."
"Anyway, we've been getting closer and closer each day, we're like platonic, but not girlfriend and boyfriend. So then I invited her to my house and then she saw the thong on my bed and I said it was someone else's."
"Wow, Shawn, you fucked up. Now she's gonna think that you're a player."
"I know. And now, she's ignoring me."
"Well no shit! What do you expect?"
"Wow, that helps a lot, thanks."
"Well, apologize to her."
"Did that."
"Damnit Shawn! Just tell her the truth!" Elizabeth yelled.
"But..."
"But what?"
"I'm scared."
"Jesus Shawn." Elizabeth mumbled.
"Fine! Thanks for talking to me Liz, bye." I hung up the phone.
Time to win my girl back.
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Laundry {s.m.}
Fanfiction"...We kinda switched baskets." "No shit." in which a boy and a girl switch laundry baskets and fall in love. (Cover by @sophiawrites) (old fanfic)
