Laundry {s.m.}

Two

I placed my basket on the floor and spilled the contents out.

I immediately looked for my favorite pink lace thong, but it wasn't in the pile.

"Goddamnit." I mumbled.

Once I properly put my clothes into their correct places, I plopped on my bed and took out my phone.

I decided to text Shawn.

You: Yo, what's good homie?

Soon, it was read and he was typing.

Shawn: Nothing much :// oh and don't forget our date ;)

You: ITS NOT FUKCING DATE YOU BUTTHOLE

Shawn: whatever u say ;))

You: go suck a dick, no one likes you.

Shawn: you do ;)))

You: hell no I fucking don't

Shawn: says the one who stole my maroon obey sweater ;))))

You: wtf I didn't steal anything

Shawn: I just kidding lol, but it's lost btw.

You: I lost something too

Shawn: ..what is it?

You: nvm it's weird to tell you bc ur a boy ://

Shawn: ARE U GONNA SAY UR VIRGINITY?!

You: NO SHAWN WTF IM A VIRGIN YOU STUPID BITCH

Shawn: I'm a virgin too ;)) maybe we can fuck sometime

You: ...blocking you.

Shawn: NO IM KIDDING PLS DONT BLOCK ME I LOVE YOU !

You: and wtf first u ask me out for pizza now ur asking to fuck? That escalated quickly ://

You: STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER!

Says the one who stole his sweater...

Shawn: fuck I'm so sorry.

Shawn: pls don't block me :(

You: and fuck the 'date' tonight, I don't go with strangers.

I just gave my number to one...

Shawn: awwww can we at least be friends? Try to at least?

You: no I'm blocking u and unblocking u when I feel like it, bye Shawn.

Shawn: NONONONO PLS DONT, ILL BE A GOOD BOY PLSSSS

I laughed at his cuteness and shook my head.