Pick up lines// A.I.

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It was another normal day at school, but I couldn't get my mind off the mysterious text flirt.

He had only texted me this morning, but something about him intrigued me. Maybe the fact that he told me awful pickup lines, but won't reveal his identity, or maybe it's the fact that I have no idea how he got my number.

I walk to my first class, chemistry.

I was distracted through the entire class trying to decide who could possibly be the anonymous flirt.

By the end of the school day I had not received any more texts.

I decided to take matter into my own hands.

I texted him.

'Hey, it's me again. Well I guess you knew that... But anyways I was wondering if you could reveal your identity yet? -Alice xx'

'Very sorry Love but not yet. I'm really digging the xx. -your secret admirer xx'

'Ugh you're so annoying! Can you at least tell me if we have any classes together?'

'I could have sworn we had chemistry ;)'

'Oh my gosh this is too cute.'

'You're too cute ;)'

'Legit stop. I'm like in love with you xx'

'Same bæ. Same.'

'Bæ? That's cute ;)'

'I try babe ;)'

'Awe you called me babe :( I like bæ ;)'

'Anything for you bæ ;)'