Miranda was walking after dark in the New York City park.
Sorry I was listening to Green Day...
Ahem
She was walking at the park and listening to the birds yodel. "YODELEHEEHOO" she yelled, scaring off the man in the pig mask.
(Points for the throwback)
Just then, Luke popped up from an anthill and started playing She's Kinda Hot
"Lol wut." Miranda said.
"THEY SAY WE'RE LOSERS AND WE'RE ALRIGHT WITH THAT!" Luke yells, eating a cheese toastie that Shawnaynay gave him. He then ran and tripped because his legs are too long.
"Well then" Miranda exclaims while her arms turn green.
"Haha you're green with envy." A random three month old baby said.
Yes a three month old baby.
"No one likes you." Miranda tells the baby, the baby then transforms into Barney the Purple Dinosaur. "I love you, you love me, let's get together and have babies." Barney says while eating the head of a 34 year old woman.
"No." Miranda runs home and looks into her refrigerator. A Popsicle is in there.
"YUNNNMMNMWKI YES!!!!!!" She yells. Aliza, who broke in through the ceiling, looked at he weird and then hit her face with a fan.
"Ow." Miranda said before going into a coma for three years.
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Wow
Now that's an ending right there
Well hope you enjoyed this random book from the deep depths of hell because I still wonder what made me write this
Bye :-)
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The True Story: Miranda Cardenas (Completed)
HumorThe poor 11 (now 12) year old girl is struggling from a sickness called Be-Weirdness or Will she survive her life through sixth grade or will she die from the un-curable disease
