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[Smash or Pass] Helluva Boss Girls #1

"👾 Hello readers. My name is Biz. You could call me Zaya's mini assistant. Today, I will be presenting pictures for my creator's choice whether he obliterates or give mercy."

Author (Me): "No Biz. It's Smash or Pass".

"👾 Aren't they the same thing?"

Author (Me): "I mean technically but no. It's a trend on characters anyone who would wanna do or not. Ya know, more than just heart to heart?"

"👾 Oh. It's like that type of thing. You humans and your uncontrollable carnal desires."

Author (Me): "HEY!!"

"👾 Moving on. Only have a few pics for today. So let's begin with the first one."

Author (Me): "Definite smash. No one and I mean NO ONE would ever refuse to pass Millie."

"👾 Is that the only reason you select smash?"

Author (Me): "Not exactly. I love a woman that could kill me."

"👾 Interesting. Moving on."

Author (Me): "Well of course I choose Smash. Beautiful as she is, she's one of the characters I definitely would marry. Honestly, who wouldn't wanna? She's a very innocent person, a sweet woman who loves her life and school children. She's honestly too good for humanity."

"👾 Very wholesome, creator. Does that mean you can accept Martha too?"

Author (Me): "I... don't know. I mean, most of the time we all thought she was just a one time character until Apology Your came around. Now I just have mixed feelings."

"👾 How about now? You get two for the price of one."

Author (Me): ".............." *Inhales slowly* "Smash."

"👾 That's more like it. Time for one more."

Author (Me): "Yeah, after watching the recent two new episodes of Helluva Boss, I don't think I can say smash for this one."

"👾 I thought you were attracted to Stella."

Author (Me): "I was but seeing her along with her asshole of a brother, I don't think I can say that anymore."

"👾 So you're saying you like her but not interested in obliterating her to smithereens?"

Author (Me): "Smashing and yes. Gorgeous she is but there's absolutely no way I'm ever going to smash her."

"👾 You're positive?"

Author (Me): "Absolu--"

Author (Me): "..."