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[Smash or Pass] Helluva Boss Girls #2

"👾 Good afternoon, dear lifeforms. It is I, Biz again. Today is another day of obliteration or mercy. Best ask for it because my creator will judge."

Author (Me): "No, I said this is a Smash or Pass. Stop calling it that."

"👾 Affirmative. "Smash or Pass". I shall save this phrase into my molecular hard drive."

Author (Me): *Sighs* "Anyway, do you have the new images ready?"

"👾 Yes. I have six new images for you today. Are you prepared?"

Author (Me): "Yup. Let's get this going."

"👾 Onto the first image."

Author (Me): "Pass."

"👾 Why pass if I must ask?"

Author (Me): "Nothing too serious. I just don't find her interesting is all. I mean, sure we still don't know what will happen in the future for the new season of Helluva Boss but I just don't find any attraction towards her."

"👾 I see."

Author (Me): "Plus I've been saying this since the start of 'Truth Seekers'. Her and Agent 01 is the human equivalent of Moxxie and Millie except not that experienced in fighting or killing. So yeah, moving on."

"👾 Moving on then."

Author (Me): "Oh that's a definite Smash, alright. Look at dem THIGHS!!!"

"👾😒 Are they really that attractive towards you humans? A large part of flesh on your walking contraptions?"

Author (Me): "Uh yeah? Who wouldn't be? Don't you read the Holy Thighble?"

"👾 It's the "Holy Bible"."