We (outfit 91) had just finished Nobody's Perfect at the latest concert. Before Hannah started telling the local fans how we couldn't wait to see them again when we got back from our first European tour. The Swiss chocolate the Italian shoes the French boys which I think she was the most excited about. And her dad was none too happy about. He said to the guard backstage was the closest we were going to Paris was Paris Texas. At home Jackson had on a pair of goggles and had the nail clippers out and a gong and each time he clipped his toe nails a nail hit the gong which was so gross. His dad walked in got hit by said toe nail even though it also hit the gong so kind of impossible. But since Jackson left a note on the fridge he couldn't be held responsible if his dad chose not to wear the protective gear.
But then Robby pulled out a letter from the school said he could be responsible for that. Jackson was upset his dad said oh boy then Jackson complimented his hair. Then he said it was about Miley before telling Jackson about his hair routine. But Jackson said he only cared if he was the one in trouble and then Miley came dancing down the stairs singing about how we were all going to Europe while I came down like a sane person behind her. She hip bumped both of us before her dad said about that I got a note from the school and then Miley cut him off to scold Jackson about how his grades were slipping again. Jackson tried to cut her off but their dad said let her go on asked Miley how she would handle this.
She said as he handed her the note from school she said that as much as it pains her to say it no grades no Europe. Then fake cried saying how much she was gonna miss him. Then her eyes grew when she saw it was about her and took back everything she said after all what did she know she's just a kid?! She tried complimenting his hair just like Jackson did to get out of trouble only they told her he already tried that one and nice try. So now they were at school her friends were upset about the cancel of the tour too because one bad grade Lily felt the convo went something along the lines of "bud you're not goin'" maybe said something about uncle Earl's feet and might had mentioned that maybe the tour would still go one and it would just be Farrah going in her place even though I was the opening act plus helping her with her half since the fans like seeing Sabrina and Hannah together.
Miley found this disturbing because it was almost like she had been there with us. Miley was so upset she was seeing Europe in everything the English muffins the sausage the Swiss cheese. And then things went from bad to worse when she screamed at the whole lunchroom.... Why are you all taunting me?! Then she covered it up by saying she was a little cranky because she skipped breakfast. Lily was upset that she thought that Miley's dad was being totally unfair because Lily had already bought herself a beret as she put it on her head. While it was cute it wasn't the end of the world. Then the bell rang and they went off to the class she said it wasn't her dad's fault how they had a deal that school always came first and if she can't get at least a B in biology the closest we were getting to Paris was French Toast. Oliver told her that if she wanted to at least get a B in bio all she had to do was ace tomorrow's midterm.
Before he whispered over to Lily wondering how Miley could possibly miss that and it was no wonder she was flunking biology. Miley grabbed him by the collar and said that if she could ace the midterm she wouldn't have a problem would she?! As they went to bio Jackson came down the stairs with a pretty girl saying for her to come to his house after school so he could help her with her Spanish as if that was something he was good at. He told her that his house was her house in Spanish but she had no idea what that meant so that just meant to him they had a lot to study for. (And the girl is actually the blonde from Sony with a chance.) Then she thanked him for his help. She said she really appreciated it then twirled her hair at him he said no problem in Spanish but when she thought she had that one she couldn't figure it out and he said they would work on it later.
And then he made the mistake of asking Thor "what's up?" Because Thor was upset about his pet snowball and the landlord saying he had to get rid of it and he was upset and said he needed a hug. Jackson got up from the table pushed him away said in Cali when a guy says what's up the other guy is supposed to say nothing much and then they move on. (Kind of like when my dad says when people ask how you are they don't really mean it they just wanna hear you're fine and move on with their lives so much for being empathetic if people didn't wanna know the honest answer they should stop saying things like "what's up" and "how are you" if all they wanna hear is "fine" even when you're not) Thor said he would try again but when he hugged Jackson and Jackson said dudes don't hug that they occasionally slap each other's butts but only on the football field and if Thor needed somewhere to keep his pet he could get it at our house. Thor called out to his pet but when Jackson thought it was a dog and he brought it to school Snowball was of course a bird and instead of squawking it said moo. That was one confused bird.
