This is a story where everyone's favorite Corpse Husband snaps a girl who he met in 7th grade but lost contact with until now, What will happen? Read to find out!!
(Disclaimer!!there may be some NSFW in this i will warn when but it wont come up for...
It's been a couple months since me and corpse found out were ex best friends. We've hung out a lot and spent a lot of time with him streaming and filming videos, but the more time I spend with him the more it feels like he doesn't like me the same... He treats me more like a little sister than a crush and it's kind of disappointing.
It's been awhile since I've had romantic plans or a date with someone and I'm just bored being alone. I have all my friends and my roomie but I want someone I can hold and kiss and feed them chocolate covered strawberries while watching some romantic movie. So... I decided to show up to this meet up downtown. It's a speed dating thing, we show up chat around with people and then go on dates with everyone. It was 50 bucks though.. scam.
I know I probably won't find anyone because my type is so specific and I have high standards, but I still pray.. The event is in an hour so I decide to dress up and wear something I usually wouldn't wear.
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(This without the jacket and bag)
"Ooooh I like this" I say smiling in the mirror looking myself up a down
Next I did my hair and makeup, the usual blowout. I looked at the clock and decided to leave a little early because of traffic, I grabbed my black mask and headed down to my car getting in and starting my journey. I plan on taking off my mask when I get there but for now it makes me feel safe.
Once I get to the spot I park my car on the side of the road and head down towards the restaurant that it's supposed to be held at. I see a pretty long line of people waiting outside and I build up the guts to ask the dude at the end of this is the right spot.
"Hi there, I was wondering if this is the line for the speed dating thing?" I ask the man
"Oh yeah you're in the right place" he assured me
"Okay good" I sigh in relief, I'm so awkward in public and I just try to be as nice as possible to hide it.
I wait in line for about 5 minutes until they let everyone in. While I was waiting though the dude next to me was definitely checking me out and I can't say he isn't too bad himself.
"Hii welcome, here's your number find the table that matches it" a kind lady tells me as I walk in, handing me a number 4, my lucky number. I look around for my number and finally find it seeing that the mystery guy from earlier was already there. Since he's the only person I kind of know I say hi and sit next to him.
"Hey stranger" he laughs a little, and smile back at him
"Hey beautiful" he compliments me which makes me blush a little.
He's definitely my type.
"I'm Kyla what's your name?" I ask
"That's such a beautiful and unique name, suits you well. I'm Issac" he says holding out his hand so I shake it in return.
"You're also real handsome Issac" I say with the only amount of confidence I have
"Thank you, but you really are something.." he says looking at me like he's in love... God I hope he is because I would be his in a second.
He has a darker completion, afro like hair, some facial hair, and definitely works out. He's wearing a nice black tight shirt with some black paintings with skulls.
We get to talking and hit it off so we'll. He's half Puerto Rican and half black with a little white from his mom. He's from New Jersey, and is the youngest of a bunch of siblings. He got kind of tipsy, but I just built confidence and it ended up leading to some... Interesting topics.
He wants a girl who can be both top and bottom and will be down to try anything at least once EXCEPT butt stuff, he made that really clear. And thank the Lord he made it clear because you're not getting anywhere near my azz. We kept talking and talking and eating and talking till eventually the night was over. Turns out if you didn't want to you didn't have to do the speed dating part, thank the Lord because this man was perfect already.
"Hey Issac?" I ask him
"Yes Kyla" he says slurring his words a bit
"Did ya drive here?" I ask
"No I ubered, why?"
"Just wanna make sure you get home safe, but if you want to I could either take you home or.. take you to my home"
"Hmm... Very hard decision" he says clearly being dramatic and sarcastic
"I'm gonna have to go with.... Your house" he says smiling
"But we don't have to do anything sexual y'know? I just wanna hang out" he reassures me
"Oh that wasn't happening anyways, you're way too intoxicated for me" I tell him
"Okay" he says
He wasn't that intoxicated, but he also was because the second someone drinks it's a turn off, PTSD and shit from my father..
We walked down to my car and got in, on the way to my apartment I told him about my roommate and how he's probably out with his new girlfriend anyways. We finally got home and I showed him around and we ended up crashing in my room with some comedy movie on.
(It's been a while chat... I'm sorry, just so busy with some medical and mental things going on, I am a-ok don't worry)
