Carebears, Hippy Inspired Parents and the New Weres in Town.

Chapter 2 - Monkey fits and necks.

Chapter 2 - Monkey fits and necks.

I laughed so hard, I fell to the ground with tears streaming down my face. It was pretty fun...until I started choking on my own saliva.

Don't ask me how the hell I managed to do that, but I did.

So, there I was rolling on the floor having both a laughing and coughing fit at the same time. Whilst Rhos, being the friend she is just took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollable herself. If looks could kill, she'd be nothing but a pile of ash and a hairclip. Once she calmed down enough, she made her way over to me - who let me remind you was still choking. Unfortunately for her, she didn't notice my bright red converses in the way of her path. And me, being the sneaky little bugger I am, coincidently forgot to tell her. You should never mess with the Bambinator.

She, oh-so gracefully fell to the ground in a heap. Now this was enough to make me go into another fit of laughter, which then caused me to start choking - again.

 After five minutes of having what I presume was a monkey with asthma looking  fit, and of Rhos cursing my shoes and prodding the lovely bruise forming on her forehead, an impatient knock came from my door along with Onyx yelling at me to - and I quote - "Either die silently or I'll come in there and gag you!". This sobered both me and Rhos up instantly. Because, trust me, he would do it. I've had the experience.

I managed to scramble up to my feet and held out a hand for Rhos to grab. When she took it and I was in the process of lugging her up, I remembered that she didn't help me in my monkey fit. So I casually let go, and she fell back to the floor. I glared at her and said in my best impression of the terminator voice “Never mess with the Bambinator!"

She stared at me, her forehand creased in thought as she wondered what in the hell I meant by that, so I walked back to my bathroom and just as I went to close the door I looked around and promised  "I'll be back."  What can I say? I'm a big fan of the Terminator.

I started brushing my teeth and as I looked in the mirror I studied the green and pink streaks in my naturally dirty blonde hair. I cracked a smile when I thought of what I did with the remaining dye; I mean how'd you think I ended up being grounded anyway? Though it's totally worth it when I remember seeing Aspen and Madox's expressions when the realised I'd put the dye in their shampoo. Just thinking about it had me chuckling in glee, their horrified and shocked faces with the bright pink and green dye made the most amazing photo in the world! I even have the proof on my phone. Who said blackmail was a bad thing?

I finished washing my face and brushing my naturally wavy hair, so I went back into my room to find Rhos lying on my bed and pack of frozen peas on her forehead. When she heard me come and stand by the side of the bed she opened her eyes and yelled at me.

"This is your fault! You and your stupid shoes. Why can't you be normal and put them tidily away, but no! You have to be all hermit like and leave them thrown on the floor for anyone to fall over!"

I stayed quiet, knowing that if I said something she'd most probably jump up and eat me. I mean, she has a nasty temper...but then again, all short people do. Must be because they get neck aches from looking up at people all the time I thought as my gaze travelled to Rhos's neck, looking for any sign of bruising or something. ( A/N No offence to any short people, I mean it as a joke. Your tempers aren't that bad ;)) She noticed me doing so and stopped mid-rant.

"Urm. I know my necks really fascinating and all, but you don't have to stare at it Bambs." She said looking at my concentrating face uncertainly.

I stopped my gazing and looked up at her face "Not my fault you get neck aches, blame it on your genetics." Then I turned from her confused face and started getting ready for school.