Chapter 1
I open my eyes to a blindingly sunny day. I shield my eyes and groan. Something hard is pressing into my back. I realize I'm laying on the floor.
No wonder my back hurts.
I groan again and sit up, stretching my arms above my head. I've never felt more tired in my life. And believe me, that's saying something.
I slip my feet into my pink fuzzy slippers. Pink fuzzy slippers are absolutely amazing.They're almost as good as unicorns. Wearing them is like having unicorns on your feet!
I trudge into the bathroom, yawning. I look into the mirror. Gah. I look like a zombie. My hair looks like... hm... like someone tried to use it for a broom... no, like I went skydiving and then didn't brush my hair afterwards..? I'm sorry, I'm bad at similes. My english teacher is "very disappointed" in me. I failed the creative writing unit, which is stupid because I've always been told I have an epic imagination. And-
wait, what's that on my neck? I lean forwards towards the mirror. Two tiny little red dots adorn my neck. Ugh. Probably a spider. I HATE spiders. Not very original, I know, but they're so creepy, with their little legs and beady black eyes. That are very small and I can't exactly see them but I know they're there. And anyway-
I freeze. What. The. Heck?
Two purple things are poking out from behind my back.
Stupid imagination. Maybe it isn't always such a good thing after all.
I rub my eyes.
They're still there.
Am I going insane?
I reach my hand back and grab one of the blue things.
Crap.
I have just grown a freaking pair of wings.
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I'm A Fairy Princess... Well, sort of
HumorJaz has always dreamed about becoming a fairy princess. Ok, not really. She did when she was younger, but that doesn't mean she's going to turn down the offer, if she gets it. So when she suddenly grows wings overnight, Jaz begins to wonder... 1. WH...
