I keep running and running and running. I'm way deep in the wood right now. suddenly I trip over a box of Cotten eyed joe CDs. I pause to pick them up and put them in my portable speakers. I remember the dance perfectly! *foot infront* tap tap *foot behind* tap tap * foot in middle" tap SLAP FOOT ON HAND, AGAIN!! I repeat the dance over and over until I remember I need to be running away.
I'm running faster than I ever could. I look back to make sure guy isn't close by. phew! he isn't.
BAM! RIGHT INFRONT OF ME IS GUY!!!! HOW DID HE DO THIS??? MAYBE HE IS NORMA, THE MIRACLE WORKER FROM ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK!!!! I LOVE NORMA!!! but then I remember....Norma is still in jail.
"G-guy what a-are you doing here?" I ask with a nervous tone in my voice.
"Listen, patty, I'm sorry I went into the playhouse and ate that rotten meat...but i truly do love you." guy says sincerely.
"ok guy, I'll give you one more chance, but only because I love you." I say with a sign of relief.
Out of no where Guy connects his lips to my lips, I feel butterflies in my stomach. I pull out my knee pads from my purse and put those suckers on. I kneel down on my knees and start bobbing my head.....BOBBING FOR APPLES THAT IS!
"GO PATTY GO!!!! AW YOU ALMOST HAD ONE THERE!" Guy cheers.
"I GOT ONE I GOT ONE" I scream after I got one. I can't believe I got one. I got one. I got one. I can't believe.... I got one. I got one.
Guy spins me around and places me on his back. "c'mon party, let's go back home and make sweet sweet love" he piggy backs me back home. when we get through the door Guy slams me up against the wall and starts licking up and down my body, just like grandma always used to.
Guy is so gentle with me this time, he usually makes me call him daddy and we have a very kinky time. I like this new side of guy, he makes me feel loved.
Guy places me gently on the bed and kisses me with all the passion he has. I unbuckle his roach infested belt, and let's just say that night was unforgettable. But I don't know what trouble faces me in the morning...
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Guy Fieri-everlasting love
Fanfiction"are you ready to go to flavor town sweety?" guy asks stroking my thighs, his breath smelling like the pastrami sandwich he recently ate.
