wow this is the last thing I expected. well not really, I heard him talking to himself days before. Stupid Guy.
"Guy!! of course I'll marry you!!!" I say with excitement.
"Patty!! when and where do you want to get married???? I'm ready now!" Guy says with excitement. "how about we go to Vegas?" he asks.
"wtf, Guy, don't be a faggot ass pussy" I say with sass. Vegas is so fucking stupid I hate gambling mostly because Michelle and Stefani won the jackpot but they couldn't take the money because they're underage. WAIT FCK!!! speaking of underage (nice Segway) I'm only 16! I can't get married without joots permission! nards!
"Guy... we have a but of a problem" I say nervously. "I need joots permission so we can get married." I say because we need joots permission to get married.
"Oh patty, don't worry before he flew away I asked if I could marry you and he said "sure thang sweet thang. send you the paperwork later daddy. then he also touched my sausage! off the hook! he was divin right in!" Guy explains.
what a relief.
"guy do u want burgers for(winner winner chicken) dinner?" I ask
"Yes patty you know me so well, I'll go out and get thw food be back in a flash!"
Guy leaves and I watch Dog with a blog until my phone rings.
"Hello patty it is? it seems that guy has had an accident and is in the hospital" says the frail woman on the other line.
Oh no! did guy have another pee accident! sure hope not!!
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Fanfic"are you ready to go to flavor town sweety?" guy asks stroking my thighs, his breath smelling like the pastrami sandwich he recently ate.
