Henkan no kazoku 変換の家族 My Mutant Family

Chapter 3

I fell from the air duct I was in and landed on my feet. Like a cat... Or a ninja... Or a Ninja cat! I think I startled the rat cause he cussed in Japanese.
Rat- たわごと Tawagoto!
I stand in defensive stance as the mutants jump up quickly and form a circle around me, all in defensive stance as wall.
Rat(demanding voice)- Who are you!
I quickly went over my options as to how I was going to escape.The cat part of me was like 'Duh option number one: Eat the rat.' While the human part of me was actually helpful '#1 pull a Mishi, aka play dumb'
Me(in clueless incident tone)- I'm me?
     Raphael (in clearly annoyed tone)- What's your name?
I turned off the Mishi act and turned on the RFNCM (Responsible Female Ninja Cat Master) act.
     Me(in master tone)- That is none of your concern
I said quickly turning from the turtle to the Rat. I bowed to him ninja style.
     Me- My apologies, I did not mean to intrude. I was investigating some strange activity going on in this section of the sewer. I will not come here or bother you again.
     Before the Rat could reply Michelangelo spoke up
     Michelangelo- your a cat.
     Donatello- Way to state the obvious genius.
The rat looked confused for a second and I could tell the 'rat' side of him was saying... 'RUN AWAY FROM THE EVIL HELL BRINGER!' Then he straitened his position and bowed back clearly seeing I was no threat. For now at least.
     Rat- My name is Master Splinter. What may we call you?
     Me-Splinter? As in Homato-Yoshi?
The rat looked taken back and I had a surprised look on my face.
     Splinter- Y-Yes. How do you know that name?
He stuttered and immediately asked the question, eyeing me down. I shook my head and replied,
     Me( in a playful irritated voice)- Oh I want you to guess who I am. I will be highly offended if you don't get this right.
'Because I've lived with you since Mom carried us in her stomach for 9 months! God you were annoying, always doing backflips and punching me.' I thought to myself quickly snapping out of my thoughts when he said.
     Splinter- I have never met a mutant cat before.
     Me,(in a tone you use to explain to a 4 year old) - Okay Yoshi, if I knew your full name, don't you think I would know you before we were mutated?
I said clasping my hands together and looking at him with a facial expression (well as much of a facial expression I can make with a mashed face and whiskers) that read, 'I am highly offended'. The turtals fell out of position of the circle and lined up next to their master looking just as confused as Splinter was. I chuckled then said,
     Me- Yoshi, it's me! Gin-Senshi!
I exclaim getting annoyed with my twin brother's cluelessness. Yeah that's right, me and Splinter are twins. I bet you wish you were me, but your not..... So deal with it. He looked up in disbelief then whispered my name before dropping his staff and hugging me tightly. Now the turtles looked absolutely stunned. I laughed slightly and hugged him back. But then I jerked away and looked at him.
     Me- Wait a minute. That's not fair...... Your a rat...... And I'm a cat, in nature we are mortal enemies, and yet we are twins.
I say and a serious look in my eyes. He then thought about this for a moment then shrugged hugging me again.
     Leonardo- *clears throat* umm Master Splinter I think you need to explain something.....
He said trailing off with his sentence and Donatello continued,
     Donnie- Yeah like,
Then all of them exclaimed,
     All- How do you have a twin!!
I lower my head and chuckled.
     Me- Have fun explaining that Yoshi! I have to get back to my girls!
I say turning around and smiling at him.
     Yoshi- You have daughters?
He asked and I turned back around facing him and walking backwards towards the exit.
     Me- yes four of them... And they're all turtles... That's ironic. So basically my family is exactly the same and opposite of yours.
     I smile and run out back to my shelter. No not an animal shelter, my home dumb dumb. Have you ever noticed that in my mind I act like a total wack-o and on the outside I'm this calm normal ninja master? That's a cat, and that DOESNT live in a animal shelter. I'm making this very clear because Mishi really liked to play that joke. I use past tense because she no longer uses that anymore. Wanna know why? Because I punished her, by locking her in her room for a month without pizza, TV or comics. Let's just say she learned her lesson. :)

A/N- READ MY BOOK!!! It funny, vote comment and fallow if you want. TransformersLover25 is helping me out with this.... The only reason why is cause she's my sister. And you vote on her books so vote on mine! And PLEASE comment because I like to see feed back, or have some sort of contact with the out side world. No I don't go to school to do that..... I go to school to be bored all day with my sister. I don't have any friends, BE MY FRIEND AND READ THIS BOOK!!! I'm funny.
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