Woonhak: Stop making fun of me!
Taesan: I'm not making fun of you. I'm observing your flaws and commenting.
Woonhak: Same thing!
Taesan: No, one's a hobby, and the other's a service.
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Sungho: [trying to be supportive] So, Leehan... what's your favorite marine animal?
Leehan: All of them.
Sungho: ...Can you pick just one?
Leehan: Would you ask a mother to pick her favorite child?
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Jaehyun: Isn't Sungho adorable? He's like a grumpy little kitten.
Sungho: [glares] Say that again, and I'll throw you out a window.
Jaehyun: See? Kitten energy.
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Woonhak: I think you secretly like me.
Taesan: I think you secretly like being annoying.
Woonhak: That's not a secret.
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Taesan: Leehan, why are you carrying around a fishbowl?
Leehan: This is Bubbles. He's going to be our emotional support fish.
Taesan: I'm pretty sure that's not a thing.
Leehan: Well, now it is.
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Jaehyun: Sungho, what do you think of my new jacket?
Sungho: It's... loud.
Jaehyun: Thanks!
Sungho: ...I meant that as an insult.
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