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Avery: hi niall

Avery: hopefully the people in this group chat are asleep

Jane: iTS A FUCKING GROUP DM

Avery: new life who dis?

Jane: satan.

Avery: and since im the only one here right now and im bored af

Jane: hoe im right here

Avery: i havent met satan yet so...

Avery: anyways im going to tell you some reasons why i love you

Jane: you do know he's not going to see these things

Avery: like the way i havent seen what you sent me

Jane: BUT YOU DID NOTICED IT

Jane: HA!

Avery: knock knock

Jane: who's there?

Avery: Jane

Jane: jane who ?

Avery: exactly.

Jane: i dont get it !!

Jane: oh

Jane: im unstanning you

Jane: and maybe unfollow you

Avery: is that a threat?

Jane: oh it is and why are you being a bitch all of a sudden?

Avery: oh i dont know maybe satan decided to drench my sheets witth blood

Avery: oh and how could i forget that he made my stomach and uterus have fucking sex for like

Avery: 7 hours straight!!!

Jane: i thought you havent met satan?

Avery: oh fuck it im just gonna read smut

Lily: i can mail my brother's diaper so you can avoid back leak

Avery: go fuck yourself

Lily: i already did

Lily: in front of my liam standee

Lily: because daddy af

Avery: ew wtf lily asdhdjdjfn

Lily: says the girl who reads smut

Avery: says the girl who masturbates infront of a standee

Jane: you both are disgusting

Avery: go fuck yourself

Jane: is that the only thing ur always going to say ?

Avery: yeah pretty much

Lily: MY BED GOT SOAKED WITH MY BLOOD

Jane: oh no lily !

Avery: at least you now know what it feels like

Avery: oh karma's a bitch aint it?

Lily: fuck u

Avery: but i thought you only fuck yourself?

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THIS CHAPTER SUCKS ASS AS ALWAYS ALSO NIALL WILL BE COMING UP SHORTLY PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE I THINK?

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