Avery: knock knock
Jane: dont.
Lily: who's there?
Avery: my period and cramps
Lily: my period and cramps who?
Avery: exactly kdnhdjsbd
Jane: that joke is getting lame
Avery: you just cant beat my joke
Lily: hey guys?
Jane: tf i can beat your joke
Jane: actually i have 3 jokes ha !
Avery: and what the fuck are those
Avery: WHAT ARE THOOOOSSSEEE AKSGSKHD
Lily: guys....
Jane: joke joke joke ha !
Avery: fucking stop
Lily: guys.
Jane: i wont.
Avery: you will.
Jane: try me
Lily: fUCKING STOP IVE BEEN GETTIBG YOUR ATTENTION TOO MANY TIMES YOU GUYS FUCKINV STOP.
Lily: i feel like im always the third wheel of this group dm...
Avery: I THOUGHT JANE WAS THE THIRD WHEEL
Jane: wtf did you just say?!
Lily: and now you guys will start to bicker and im here just reading through your replies
Avery: lily we didnt mean to i promise to make jane the third wheel in this group chat
Jane: GROUP DM.
Avery: fuck off, as i was saying im sorry and you were never the third wheel.
Avery: so what do you want to talk about again?
Lily: its been what 4 days since we all met and i dont really know about your lives yet
Avery: well im married with mike for two years
Avery: have 2 kids
Avery: and have a house on the country side.
Jane: is that from buzz feed or?
Avery: maybee...
Avery: well im 18 turning 19 on december
Avery: and i have a dog named cat
Avery: i wanted it to be unique and random at the same time so
Lily: ur a fucking genius!
Avery: lIAM FUCKING OAYNE JUSTF CHANGEDHFKBBC HIS DLAYOUT
Avery: and it matches wow.
Avery: now post a selfie.
Jane: no.
Lily: no.
Avery: why??
Jane: i look like shit
Lily: because you'll probably sue me if i broke your phone screen
Avery: now dont be too harsh on yourselves we know that im the ugly troll in this group
Avery: i always have anyways.
Avery: guys?
Avery: are u guys fucking???
Avery: you guys are a couple and u havent told me???
Avery: fine be that way..
Jane: pic.twitter.//837492j
Avery: what the actual fuck...
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sucks ass i know okay goodbye
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