Jane: avery !
Jane: avery very annoying idiot !
Jane: im sorry ur not an idiot !
Avery: so im annoying then? :—(
Jane: ew dont use that it looks like pinocchio
Jane: and no ur not
Avery: what do u want that u woke me up like 5 in the morning and what's wrong with pinocchio?
Jane: wait...its 5 in the morning there ???
Jane: timezones are a bitch !
Jane: are u still awake ?! oh and nah, he just has a long nose
Jane: longer than niall's d****
Avery: no im dead
Avery: JANE WHAT THE FUCK
Avery: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT NIALL HORAN IS IN THIS CHAT ROOM?
Jane: group dm....not a chat room
Avery: ok fine a group dm...and niall's d**** is probably longer than pinocchio's nose
Avery: #justsaying and its been less than 24 hours since we met and now we're talking about his duck.
Avery: ***duck
Avery: ******d*ck
Jane: he does.
Avery: doesn't.
Jane: does.
Avery: doesn't.
Niall Horan: does.
Jane: see niall agrees.
Avery: jANE.
Jane: what.
Avery: is that nIALL FUCKING WHORE
Avery: ****WHORE
Avery: *************HORAN
Avery: damn autocorrect
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group dms || n.h
Fanfiction❝i get that i mean nothing to him but that doesn't stop me from giving him reasons why he means so much to me❞ 2015 || ohboyzouis
