06: queen
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"i knew there was something going on!"
"wha- oh, you again."
"when i bought the drake album, you put a cd with your shitty music on it in the bag."
"yes i did."
"why?"
"feel like it is my duty to educate the lost ones in musical history."
"the lost ones?"
"people like you. people oblivious to the amazingness of so-called old music."
"pretty sure amazingness isn't a word."
"i don't care. so? you listened to it?"
"yep."
"and?"
"i can't do this anymore. sue me, okay? i loved it! i loved nirvana and queen and the gay guy!"
"i think you mean marvin gaye."
"yes, him! i'm sorry i didn't believe you."
"it's okay. eventually we all see the light. i was once a naive modern pop-listener as well."
"hey, this doesn't mean i suddenly abandon my previous music taste. i just expanded it."
"fair enough. what was your favorite song on the cd?"
"probably about a girl from nirvana."
"yeah, i figured you'd like them. you know what this means, right?"
"what?"
"i'll give you more cd's to listen to."
"i am both terrified and ecstatic. there's not really an inbetween."
"let's go with ecstatic."
