11: scissor sisters
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"now i feel like dancing! play a danceable song!"
"aye aye captain. um, let's see. oh my god, i don't feel like dancin'!"
"wha- but i thought you wanted-"
"no, no, the song i don't feel like dancin'. it's by the scissor sisters. who by the way aren't even sisters. some of them aren't even women."
"interesting. hmm, pretty catchy."
"see? old tunes aren't that bad."
"you sound like my grandma."
"you smell like my grandma."
"don't grandma's always smell like peonies?"
"hmm, true. let me rephrase that: you smell like my brother after he ran a marathon and hadn't taken a shower for a month."
"ouch."
"i'm just joking."
"hello just joking."
"did you just pull a dad joke on me?"
"i guess i did."
"i'm outta here."
"no, wait, i need more danceable tunes!"
"alright, but keep in mind that's the only reason i'm staying. that, and i have my snacks here."
"fair enough. now, let's dance, my friend."
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dad jokes are my life tbh
also, they're still having the date
yay
