But He's My Teacher...

Well I'm Never Gonna See You Again

Oh my fucking god... Did she just say 'hunka hunka'?

"Lauren? For real? Hunka hunka?" I ask, awkwardly.

"What? I'm being literal. You got a lot of meat for a vegetarian, Joy!" She laughs.

"Oh geez! Lauren! Shut up! Go embarrass someone else, someplace else!" I quietly exclaim, trying to control myself from blushing.

"What's wrong with calling me 'hunka hunka'? I kinda like it!" Frank chuckles.

"Well fine. Sure. You're name is now Hunka Hunka. But I'm still calling you Frank." I roll my eyes.

"Oh, so his name is Frank?" Lauren asks very interested.

"Indeed. Frank Iero. Nice to meet you, Lauren!" He greets as he puts his hand out to shake Lauren's hand.

Lauren does what Frank expected then they both look at me.

I just look like an idiot. I was eating my salad with ranch on my cheek.

"...What?" I question awkwardly.

"I don't know. I thought you would say something." Lauren admitted.

"Um... okay, I guess I'm the conversation starter now. Uh... Oh! Frank said he would but me anything I wanted. We kinda made a scene." I reply.

"What did you guys do?" She asks curiously.

Frank and I both glance at each other and look at Lauren awkwardly.

"Um... Frank bumped me into a little boy by accident." I lie.

"Sure..." Lauren says suspiciously.

"But anyways... Frank said he would buy me anything as his apology," I say, trying to change the topic. "Um, so Frank, would, um... would you like to hang out with us? Or would you just like to buy me something then carry on..." I giggle a little.

Frank smiles. "I'd be glad to hang out with you young ladies. Heh, yeah, it's not weird that an adult you just met 15 minutes ago hang out with 2 teenage girls." He laughs. Lauren and I laugh too.

"Well then, let's get going! But after we finish our food..." I exclaim. Frank laughs.

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After we finish eating while making small talk with Frank, we decide to take a photo with Mickey Mouse. Well... Lauren did. Frank and I had to agree or else we would have to admit the truth of what the 'accident' really was.

"C'mon Lauren. Don't you think this is cheesy?" I say, embarrassed.

"Hush. I like cheesy. Now hurry, guys! There's a line!" Lauren says as she pushes me and Frank towards Mickey.

I mean I would be okay if this was Peter Pan. I mean, who doesn't like Peter Pan? Mickey? He may be the giant mascot and purpose for this whole place but I just find it very child like.

I look at Frank with his Mickey Mouse ears and chuckle. Well, maybe this could be a nice thing. I may never see this man again. and to be honest, he was like my new best friend. And yes, I think I do like him. I told myself not to. But y'know...

Okay maybe I just have a regular idiot crush that last for like a day. I don't know. Eh... I'll just try to not fall for him.

"Ready? Say Mickey Mouse!" The photographer says. "Great! You can get your photos at the photo shop near the entrance before you leave. Have a magical day!" He doesn't really sound as enthusiastic as you think.

We walk away and take a seat, watching the view of a Beauty and the Beast fountain. Though, Frank had a different view in mind.

I take a glance at Frank and he's looking at me. Like as if he wants to kiss me. Okay, I swear is he's a pedophile, I'm gonna smack his face.