Teacher: "This way of sarcastically making fun of something is called satiration."
"What did he say? I wasn't listening. Was it saturation?"
"Isn't Stephen a palindrome?"
"I wanna meet Caligula, we would be baes!"
"Sir is lucky that the Purge isn't a thing."
"When sir retires, can we have a party, like with food and everything?"
"Our classroom is rated M for coarse language and sexual references."
"Guys. I just realised something. Socks are gloves for your feet!"
"MY MIND IS BLOWN."
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Quotes from English class
Teen FictionA collection of real quotes from bored high-school english students. The opinions expressed within are the individuals own and are not intended to be offensive in any way. A big thankyou to theowlperson for organising. "If death got on my train, I'...
