Cactuses and happiness

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There is a photo of my cactus above.

Context: We were drawing a scene from the desert, and I tried to draw a cactus. The branches ended up looking suspiciously phalic.

"Oh.my.god. Eloise what is that!!?!!"
"A cactus?"
"U know what it looks like...?!"
"Ummmmm..."
"Caity i NEED your rubber!''
"I don't have it."
"Amy i REALLY NEED YOUR ERASER!"

Boy walks over: "Eloise what is THAT!?"
"A cactus"
"No it's not, It's a cocktus!"

*Whole class either groans or cracks up*

*Eloise dies*

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