There is a photo of my cactus above.
Context: We were drawing a scene from the desert, and I tried to draw a cactus. The branches ended up looking suspiciously phalic.
"Oh.my.god. Eloise what is that!!?!!"
"A cactus?"
"U know what it looks like...?!"
"Ummmmm..."
"Caity i NEED your rubber!''
"I don't have it."
"Amy i REALLY NEED YOUR ERASER!"Boy walks over: "Eloise what is THAT!?"
"A cactus"
"No it's not, It's a cocktus!"*Whole class either groans or cracks up*
*Eloise dies*
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Quotes from English class
Novela JuvenilA collection of real quotes from bored high-school english students. The opinions expressed within are the individuals own and are not intended to be offensive in any way. A big thankyou to theowlperson for organising. "If death got on my train, I'...