Dear Love,
Why are you ignoring me? Is it because I killed that little puppy with a golf cart?
Or when I drove a charter bus and hit Monos? Or what about that time, I MENT to stuff Baha but instead killed Glitchy Duck? If so, tell me. I promise most of those things were accidents.
You know I'm a woman of love.
If my true love is somewhere, why isn't he telling me? Is he scared to know that once we're married, I'll set up a trap where he's killed on accident but was on purpose?
Love...I want to love until I gut the guy. So please, forget about all the people I killed these past months, and lead me down a road where I will make others doom arrive faster.
Sincerely,
Shady Dox
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