not so holy talks

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Just some incorrect quotes that I like some are mine, some I find it on the net....

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Ishan: What are you in the mood for?

Shubman: World domination.

Ishan: That's a bit ambitious.

Shubman: You are my world.

Ishan: Aww...

Shubman:

Ishan:

Shubman:

Ishan: Ohhhhh

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Shubman: Ish, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Ishan (naked in Shubman's bed) : No, I absolutely do not.

Shubman (already taking off their clothes) : Fụck... Me neither.

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Ishan : You know my motto - carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Abhishek: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?

Ishan : Seize the dıck.

Shubman : chocked on air

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Mayank: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Anshumat : I sleep with a knife.

Ishan: Both of you are pathetic.

Mayank: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Ishan: Shubman

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Shubman (writing in a letter) : "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Shubman : THERE. Now send it.

Abhishek : Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Shubman : JUST DO IT!

(Later)

Mayank: So what does it say?

Ishan (reading the letter) : They say they're going to "lick my...."

Mayank :

Ishan :

Mayank : Gross-

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Shubman : (Scrolling his phone) Huh.

Ishan : What is it?

Shubman : Apparently some of our fans think we're gay...

Ishan : (sitting on Shubman's lap, arms wrapped around his neck as he nuzzles into his shoulder) That's weird I wonder where they got that from...

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Ishan : fist me

Shubman : i- what the fūck

Ishan : (holds out his fist for a fist bump)

Shubman : right, that's what you- right okay god (high-key gay panicking)

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Bye bye

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