Fire Emblem: Awakening. Loins Afire!

Dirty Dating: Stahl

When I first saw him it was fighting Risen on our way to Regna Ferox, I never stopped staring at him. There's so much about him I love I don't even know where to begin, perhaps it was his voice, or his adorkable puppy-like personality, or his little green cowlick that never stayed down. Whatever it was I loved it, lusted even. I just wish there was a way to talk to him. Perhaps if I can catch him alone and start small talk.

The barracks is a perfect place to talk when not fighting, it always makes me feel so content, especially seeing all the mementos of the team pile up.  Speaking of mementos, there's my Verdant Knight now, stacking books. "What are you up to Stahl?" He turns and smiles and my heart stopped for a moment. "Oh hey Robin, I was just putting these books away for Miriel. They were too heavy for her to carry all at once." Always helping people, there's something else I love. "You look pretty happy about that." "Oh, no. I just had a good meal that's all." he blushes like a schoolchild, clutching the books to his chest, "W-want to eat together next time?" Awww. "I would love to Stahl!" I say barely holding in my excitement. He's giddy too and begins to frantically pull cookbooks off the shelves "Oh I can't wait then! I'm going to cook you the best seafood you ever had-oh sorry do you like seafood I'm craving seafood right now- Gah! Naga! I am so excited!" I had to stop his scatterbrained happy fit, and he ran straight for the beach, all the way there... he forgot his horse.

I brought a folding kotasu for us and some candles his favorite color, green, and found a curly oak tree to set up under. I love the natural setting, and these rocky outcroppings made a natural crescent around us. Right on schedule around lunch Stahl came with lobster-like oven mitts clutching a fresh-smelling clay pot. "What's in there?" I asked. "Um hang on," He puts it on the short table and shakes his hands violently "hot! hot! owowowow. Hiss." I wanted to feel sorry for him, but I couldn't help but giggle at the clowny antics, good thing he didn't mind. He carefully took the lid off and the pent up steam flew into the leaves above. "I haven't tried this out yet. The cookbook had it under seafood. Homemade clam chowder." he scoops up a ladle-full and pours it into a china bowl. It was hot for me to touch so he used his gloves to put it in front of me. Within a few minutes though it cooled enough to taste. He waited anxiously as I slurped up a spoonful. "... Well? Is it okay? I never made it before so I hope it's not too bad." "Actually, it's a little salty Stahl but in a good way really." I reassured him. His face lit up and he took a spoonful for himself "Hey, it is good!" He said. The scatterbrain hardly waited for it to cool before scarfing it down, I think he forgot he had company because he made an enormous mess. "Umm.. Oh! Um Sorry I shouldn't be so sloppy with a lady present where's my manners." He said embarrassed (and hoarsely from his burnt throat) I giggled "mhmhm, don't worry Stahl." I blow on the soup and then hold it in my hands, it was lukewarm by now. Tipping it so the soup slowly pours out I drink it straight from the bowl, some however pours down my cheeks and onto my shirt. I put the now empty bowl down and gasp. He's stunned. Not in a shocked or disgusted way, but in a comfortable way. "Wow." He answered. "Haha. Wow." I said back.

I thought he was amused by my impression of him eating, but then I noticed he was actually looking more at the mess... particularly the white thick liquids staining my tactician robes and streaming down my cheeks, I could tell, but he was too shy or too polite to say so. "Do you like that Stahl?" I said, leaning on the kotasu. "Like what? Eating messy?" He blushed knowing he was caught, "No Silly. not eating sloppy. I mean do you like this?" I ran a finger on my cheeks and lapped at it slowly with my tongue. He took a shallow breath in and began to blush even more, I hit the spot. "Well?" I asked. "Um... Robin..." he answered, too flustered to give a straight answer. I bit my lip and loosened my robes. "Do you like me Stahl?" "Yes Robin of course I do." "Do you love me?" His face turned redder "I love you Robin." "How about lust over me?" His head practically sank into his armor then. "Uh.. what do you mean?" I slinked over to his seat and hung on his arm, "Do you ever dream of me? Do you ever think of me when you're alone in bed? Do you like to imagine us locked together at the hips?" I kiss his arm up to his ear making him whimper out a tiny moan. "Do you think that Robin? W-would you like that even?" "Oh yes and-" I whisper in his ear "ahhhhh! Mmmm Yes!" Stahl covers his mouth. "I wanted to get your permission and everything. That's, the way you're supposed to do it." "Aww Stahl, always looking out for the damsel, how considerate of you." We kiss passionately and holds each other close "And I would love to." I say biting my lips.