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BAM: bad puns

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Qibli: Say, Winter, isn't it hot today? *waves tail barb* Stinging hot, if you will. It's like poison is running through your veins, it's so hot. 

Winter: Stop. That pun didn't even work. 

Moon: Oh, Qibli, you know Winter so well. How'd you know he'd hate it outside?

Winter: What-

Moon: It's almost like you're reading his mind. 

Winter: No. Moon. That one was even worse. Stop it. 

Turtle: You know, I don't mind the heat. The hot air makes mirages appear. They look kinda.. magical. 

Winter: *Growls* Stop.

Peril: You know, Qibli, I wouldn't just say it was STINGING hot... it's so hot outside, I feel like.. like my scales are burning off. 

Winter:

Winter: ...

Winter: Okay, that was just cold. 

posted by Don't Follow Me

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 03, 2025 ⏰

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