~𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙽 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙻𝚈𝙳𝙴~

𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕪-𝕤𝕚𝕩

Bellatrix: Alright, listen up, bitches. I got a thought brewing, and I need y'all to be brutally honest with me before I do something impulsive. 😈🖤

Wendy: Oh lord, here we go... 😭

Lyla: Bitch, what now? If this is about you buying another pair of boots, I swear to God—

Kreek: If it's about Tig again, just marry his ass again and be done with it. 😂

Bellatrix: Nah nah, this is serious. I'm thinking about getting my canine teeth ripped out and replaced with vampire fang implants. 👀🦇

Lyla: ...I'm sorry, the fuck did you just say?

Wendy: EXCUSE ME? 😳

Kreek: Bitch, WHAT?! Like, permanent vampire fangs? Not just caps?

Bellatrix: PERMANENT, HOE. Like, gone-gone, replaced with long, pointy, sexy-ass fangs. I wanna look like I bite. 😏

Lyla: Ma'am. Be honest. This is about Tig, isn't it?

Bellatrix: I mean, he would like it... 👀

Wendy: Bitch, you already got that man in a chokehold, what else do you need? 😂

Kreek: I ain't gonna lie, this is some real bad bitch energy, but also, girl, THAT SHIT'S GONNA HURT. 😵‍💫

Bellatrix: Pain is temporary, being a vampire bitch is forever. 🖤

Lyla: Are you for real thinking about it? Like, have you actually talked to a dentist or just sitting there spiraling on Pinterest again?

Bellatrix: Okay, first of all, rude. Second of all, I been looking into it, and YES, it's actually possible. They do implants for actors, goth weirdos, and people like me who are simply built different. 🖤😌

Wendy: I mean... you'd look hot as fuck. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kreek: That's the problem, this bitch is already hot, now she wanna be terrifying on top of it?

Lyla: Imagine getting into an argument and just flashing your vampire fangs at someone.

Bellatrix: EXACTLY. Unhinged intimidation factor. 👹

Wendy: Okay, I hate how much I'm starting to love this idea.

Kreek: If you do this, you have to hiss at people at least once a week. It's a requirement.

Lyla: Also, you gotta get red lipstick. Like, always.

Bellatrix: Bitches, I already do that. This is just the final evolution of my villain era. 😈

Kreek: Okay, but real talk... how much is this gonna cost?

Bellatrix: Enough to make Tig sigh real deep when he finds out. 🤭

Wendy: Sooo... you're doing it?

Bellatrix: Bitch, OF COURSE I'M DOING IT. 😈