Glitch (A Naruto Fanfic) (Discontinued)

Chapter 5-Hokage

"Damn my head hurts" I said as I sat up in the bed I was previously sleeping in. Wait.....BED?!?!?! What...what happened? Did I lose my innocence?!?! Nooooooooo!!!!!! I CANT!!!! NOT YET!!!

"Oh good your awake. You had me worried there" I heard a voice from behind me. As I turned my head in a robotic manor to the voice I was begging Jashin that I didn't sleep with anyone. When I finally saw what was behind me I wanted nothing more than to just curl up into a ball and die.

I saw Kakashi. On the bed. Shirtless. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!?!
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" I wailed as I curled into a ball and willed my heart to stop. I couldn't have. I won't believe it. Yet there he was. In the bed. WITHOUT A SHIRT!!!! IM SORRY MOTHER!!!!! I FAILED YOU!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What are you doing?" Kakashi asked as a he sweat dropped at my shriveled up form. He must think I'm insane or something....GOOD THING I AM! Wait! This is not the time to be thinking about my insanity! I'm 11 and I probably did something terrible last night.

"I'm dddiiiiieeeeiiiinnnnggg!!!!! Can't you tell?!?!?! It doesn't matter if I do because when I die I will come back to life in another world where you are just apart of a TV show!" I was crying now thinking about everything that could have happened.

"What are you talking about? You can't come back to life and your not dying" Kakashi tried to reason with me. That's when it hit me. I CANT COME BACK TO LIFE ANYMORE! THIS IS MY LAST LIFE!!!

"OH MY GLOB I FORGOT!!!" I screamed now trying to make my heart beat faster. I couldn't die. Not like this anyway. Why dose life have to be so cruel. Wait a second......

*lightbulb turns on*

I PASSED OUT LAST NIGHT AND KAKASHI TOOK ME TO KONOHA!!! I'm probably in their hospital right now. If my theory is correct than why is Kakashi here?

"Kakashi...." He looked about ready to get up and get me some mental help. "Why are you here?" I asked trying to keep my voice even. I didn't want to panick right now. I had to think and find out what is going on.

It took a couple minutes for Kakashi to answer because he was in shock about how my personality changed so drastically so quickly. "Well...I...uh...was assigned to watch over you...and well....I fell asleep..." He tried to reason with me. Oh....so I didn't lose my innocence yet...interesting.....

"Ok. But why are you not wearing a shirt?" I asked since he didn't mention that in his little 'story'. He looked down and just seemed to realize that his shirt was off and explained that he just took it off since it was hot. I just nodded and started to look around.

White walls. White sheets. White curtains. White EVERYTHING. Even the gown they put on me was white. Damn. I'm starting to really hate the color white. I needed out of this room, and fast. As I tried to stand up I started to fall from the sudden weight my legs were forced to hold. Before I made contact with the floor Kakashi came up in front of me and caught me. "Slow down there kiddo. You just woke up. You might want to rest a bit" Kakashi said as he picked me up and placed me back on the bed.

"NO!" I pouted as I crossed my arms. "I want to go out side!"

"Well that sucks for you because your due to stay in bed for another 3 days. Besides there's no way I can let a stranger walk around the village even if you are just a kid. The Hokage would have my head if anything leaked out" hmmmm he doesn't seem to be moving anytime soon. AHA!!!

"Than take me to him!"

"Huh?"

"Take me to the Hokage"

"I can't"

"Why not?"

"Well....because I just can't"