At a restaurant:
Waitress: "Would you like a table?"
You: "No, I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
YOU ARE READING
The Best Comebacks, Burns, Disses and Insults Of All Time (Funny Comebacks & Insults)
HumorEver need a burn, insult or something? Well here you go. ***Comment, Vote and Follow too! :D
71
At a restaurant:
Waitress: "Would you like a table?"
You: "No, I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
