⋆. 𐙚 ˚Incorrect Quotes

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Some incorrect quotes that i found in my notepad (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

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Ishan: If I die, you’re coming with me.

Shubman : That’s not how death works.

Ishan : [Holding up an embarrassing childhood picture of Shubman] Oh yeah? Try me.

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Ishan : I can take care of myself!

Shubman : [Crossing arms] Oh yeah? Last week, you almost choked on a candy.

Ishan : …IT WAS A BIG CANDY.

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Hardik : I bet 5000 rupees that Shubman will finally kiss Ishan today.

Virat : Make it 10,000. That tension is unbearable.

Rohit : Y’all are idiots. I bet 20,000 that Shubman will chicken out and run away.

Kl Rahul : Bro, this is a man’s emotional crisis, not an IPL auction.

Ishan : Wait, you guys bet on my love life?!

Hardik : Of course, it’s more entertaining than the World Cup final.

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Shubman : Where is Ishan?

Mayank : He left a note.

Shubman : What does it say?

Mayank : "I did something stupid. Be back soon."

Shubman : …

Shubman : Oh god.

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Doctor : Who should we call in an emergency?

Ishan: Shubman.

Doctor: And what is your relationship?

Ishan : Uhh… complicated?

Shubman: Oh my god, just write "babysitter."

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Ishan : What if I jump off this chair?

Shubman : You will get hurt.

Ishan : …But what if I don’t?

Shubman : Then I’ll make sure you do.

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Ishan : You’re staring again.

Shubman : You wore that on purpose.

Ishan : Maybe I did.

Shubman : [Leans in, voice rough] Maybe you should take responsibility, then.

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Rohit : Shubman, why are you limping?

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