Aries: *falls on their face repeatedly*
Taurus: I need to get home!!!! I forgot to feed my cat!!!!
Gemini: *talks really fast about things that make no sense*
Cancer: *starts thinking about the past and cries*
Leo: *does drunk karaoke*
Virgo: I think I just pissed my pants....
Libra: listen...picasso? not that great
Scorpio: who wants to fuck??
Sagittarius: *laughs at everything*
Capricorn: *passionately lip syncing to beyonce*
Aquarius: *believes they can fly*
Pisces: there is no way we are alone in this world....
