Aries: HOLY MOTHER OF JEEZ MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWerED
Taurus: No... you're fucking with me.
Gemini: THEY CHOSE ME?1?1!11?
Cancer: hee hee that's nice
Leo: wait what
Virgo: omggg my heart hurts
Libra: what do I do now
Scorpio: I AM GOING TO SHRIEK IT LIKE A BALD EAGLE FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
Sagittarius: 11:11 WORKS
Capricorn: I don't like this joke. Not one fucking bit.
Aquarius: hey *winks*
Pisces: aw same
