Aries: The squad leader with questionable judgement
Taurus: The squad idiot
Gemini: The squad heart-throb
Cancer: The precious cinnamon roll
Leo: Best part of the squad tbh
Virgo: The reason the squad still exists
Libra: No one knows how or why they are part of the squad but also no one talks about it aka the elephant in the squad
Scorpio: The one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves
Sagittarius: The reason the squad is dysfunctional
Aquarius: The silent, brooding squad member
Pisces: Was kicked out of the squad years ago
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Also good thing, My dad made it out alright ^-^ (for those of you who were wondering)