Read this part to yourself. Read it in your mind. Don't move your lips and don't make a sound. Listen to yourself and listen without hearing anything else.
NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD. SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND. SINK EVERYTHING OUT.
Now, read this next line out with your best grumpy-old-man voice:
"Hello there sonny, where's the sheriff of your town?"
Now, who was that? Whose voice was that? I'm sure it wasn't yours.
How did it happen? How?!
Magic.
